Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What A Difference A Day Makes


Okay, you all know that this blog is not for the glorification or the defamation of white folks. This blog is gear towards people who look like me. Nothing against white folks, mind you. I just think they get enough publicity, good or bad, without my assistance. My blog is like FUBU, except it is For Me and By Me. However, since I made my comment a couple of days back about Senator Clinton and her weepiness, I felt the need to give the heifer her props. You got to hand it to the woman; she pulled it out and took New Hampshire. And you know the bitch was shocked because everyone, including her ass, thought her campaign was headed down the toilet. I mean the victory was such a shock to the media, who had already started to count her out; they are dubbing it “Clinton’s Stunning New Hampshire Comeback”. My guess is that the American People haven’t been this surprised by an upset since Three 6 Mafia won the Academy Award for Best Song (and you know that shit was wrong).
Anyway, Hilary, congrats. I ain’t mad at you. It looks like the tears may have worked. The ice queen has melted and now everyone sees the good inside. (It’s like that scene from Santa Claus is Coming to Town, when the Winter Warlock melted because Kris Kringle gave him the Choo-Choo train and then……Oh, never mind.)
At any rate it was hardly a landslide victor, but a victory nonetheless. According to the polls Hillary took New Hampshire because women voters came out and voted in far greater numbers than the men. So, I’m guessing her tears and her premenstrual moment tugged at the hearts of the women of New Hampshire (they were all feeling her flow that morning. LOL).
Whatever the reason it seems that, at least for now, history is repeating itself. Remember, Bill Clinton lost in Iowa too, but he also took New Hampshire. Only time will tell as these rollercoaster of events continue to unfold. Right now it is still anyone’s race, the most important thing is to get out there and vote. Make your voice heard, if only for a day. As for Hillary, if it turns out that her womanly tears did manage to pulls off this victory, who know what she might result to next. The bitch might actually give birth. Now wouldn’t that be something? But where would that leave Obama? Sitting on the front porch, smoking a blunt?

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.
Okay, Shazaa, I'll unplug from the Matrix. Hush up!

16 comments:

mp1 v.8.0 said...

You ain't right! Feeling her flow, huh? smh

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL...your mind is all over the place.

Fubu (they still make clothes)? three six mafia? Santa Claus is coming to town? Obama with a blunt?

You are sooooooooo wrong!!! *giggling hysterically*

I don't know if her tears made a difference or not, the outcome might have been exactly the same...who knows!

I applaud what she accomplished, but I hope she doesn't make the tears a friggin habit!

Ms. Behaving said...

"What a difference a day makes" -- Ehhhh maybe...

"What a difference some [FAKE @SS] tears make" -- Now that's more like it.

That Girl Tam said...

I really don't think tears had anything to do with it...I think the glooming reality that a black man may run the show skurred some of those white folks into action...but that's just ONE WOMAN'S OPINION.

I still haven't made up my mind yet. You know that California is historically a Democratic state...so when they come here it should be REEEEAAAAALLLL interesting.

Yo...think I can pump up a bumper sticker that reads, "Another Mama for Obama"??

Or..."A WHITE FEMALE President is ok TOO!"??

That Girl Tam said...

Oh yeah...I see your blogroll growing, but I still see that MY name ain't ON it...the hell?

Hehehe... j/k

Shazza Nakim said...

I recently got back from North and South Carolina and what I experienced is FAR different than any POLL or PUNDIT's predictions.

Three areas to get real info on voting are Solons/Barber Shops, Supermarkets and Hosiptals. Churches are a close 4th but they "sway and swoon" too much to get a mic in their face.

Oh Yeah ... One Man's Opinion, now that you are disconnected from the Martix, now its time to meet the Oracle.

Rodney said...

This victory for Hil is no stunning surprise. New Hampshire is densely populated by white women who work at the wool mill or Walmaht (drop the R), smoke Marlboros and wear their husband's flannel shirts as jackets. Them hoes ain't votin' for Barack!

I know this to be true because my best friend in college told me her old-world italian relatives sold their property and moved to New Hampshire to get away from the naggers that had taken over the neighborhood.

There were six black people in their moderately-sized town.

Barack didn't stand a chance.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

You are off the change. Rodney you too.

People are predicting Obama will win in SC b/c of the large black population. But some of those black folks are still living in slavery times

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

@Twin...i'm diggin the post! I believe it was the tears that made the difference...Yes the chisel has begun it's work on the ice queen and lo and behold...she does cry, and bleed when pricked! it's still too early to tell where race will go.

Did u handle ur biz 2day, twin??

get wit me later :)

guerreiranigeriana said...

*crossed arms*...i hate that bitch and i am not giving any damn props to her dumbass...i want to know why her face looks like that?..this pic makes it look better...on tv, that broad's face is damn scary!!!!...way toooo sagggy for my liking...

...i do not like her...i do not like her with green eggs...i do not like her next to a keg...i do not like her like i hate spam...i do not like her, guerreira i am...

...no more posts about this saggy faced ice queen...;)...*muttering to herself as she walks away: 'taking away from the space designated for black folks...her ass really thinks she's black huh?...stupid lady...*

MsPuddin said...

you and your stereotypes stop it now lol

Although I would like to see Obama high, that would be some sh*t...

So big Mrs C took NH...

Rodney said...

http://www.runcynthiarun.org/

Will you please tell me why???

Mizrepresent said...

You are so sick...."the bitch might actually give birth"...see i'm laughing, but i'm also ticked off at you MAN!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Okay, I have two people to add to my blog list, but before I do that I need to respond to some of you good people.

MP1, I'm just smiling at you, as always.

Diva, you know my mind tends to wonder. Don't act like you new.

Ms. Behaving, technically she never actually shed tears, she just managed to make her eyes glistens. I found out to day that a she had an eyelash in there, which was irritating her eye, thus making it water up.

That girl tam, I agree. A white female President is okay too. I’m hoping we can get a inter-racial, transsexual, who only dates white men, as vice president though. That would be the bomb.

Shazza, you a nut. I like that. I don’t know what lead you to my blog, but I’m glad you keep coming back to the madness.

Rodney, it is always a pleasure to hear your stance on things. Those bitches in Old Hampshire wasn’t having it. Besides, Bill probably sexed up half of their asses, in order to insure this victory.

Thoughs of a southern gal. this is a hard one, but it must be said. I know that there is a large black population up in SC, but how many of them are gonna get up off their asses in vote. I mean, unless they put in a 1-800 number, Barack might wanna shed some tears his damn self. As far as the ones still living in slavery times…do they even realize we be free?

Hey, Twin. I had fun talking to you last night. I sent you an email, so check your stuff. I went to see my sister in the hospital. She still doesn’t know what is up or if she will need surgery. I told her she needs to stop copying me. I go into the hospital towards the in of 2007 she has to go in the beginning of 2008. I get a vasectomy; she has to get her tubes tied. When will the madness end?

Guerreiranigeriana, you know you ig’nant. I was smiling all through your comments. You need to write children’s literature. You better stop being mean to sister Hillary. That is our future queen, young lady.

Mspuddin, “stereotypes”? Me? Never that. I don’t believe in stereotypes. Now, if you will excuse me I got gotta go get some salt for my watermelon.

Misrepresent, I’m racking my brain here and I have no idea why you are ticked with me? What did I do, Dimples? I’ve been nice, damn it!

Back to you, Rodney. I went to http://www.runcynthiarun.org/ and I don’t know what Is up with that heifer or where her ass came from. Black folks can’t do nothing without other negros trying to jump on the bandwagon. I think the Clintons put her up to it.

She says she is a part of the “Green party”. Is this another name for the Marijuana part, because that bitch is smoking something.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

@Twin...enjoyed the convo as well. Look forward to the next. *writing out prescription of Lithium for Guerr*
(rip prescritption off pad and extend it to Guerr) Here boo ...u scare me! lol
:)

guerreiranigeriana said...

lol @ iventbyblogging...hahaha...i scare you?!...and hilary doesn't scare you?..*pulls out her notepad*...i can play doctor too;)...hmmnn...for ivent, we'll prescribe some marijuana...for an eye-opening experience;0...haha...