The Never-Ending Stupidity

I’m about as tired of hearing about O.J. Simpson as white folks probably are of hearing about that skank Britney Spears. I don’t care anymore! Unless he gets shanked, attempts suicide or is anally raped by his midget cellmate I could really careless about what is going on with his dumbass. Let he old ass go to jail and be done with it. Who cares? Not me. He obviously wants to be there or he would stop doing stupid ass shit.
C’mon, the man quite possibly gets away with murder back in 1995, is Scott-free for years and then decides he wants all his shit, which he forfeited mind you, back. What the fuck is up with that?
So what does he do? He gets a bunch of his bootleg, old ass, wanna be gangstas friends together and attempts to take back what is rightfully his. This nig…er, idiot has been watching way too many of those Oceans Eleven movies. So, now they have him up on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, burglary, coercion, conspiracy and being just an over-all dumbass jiggaboo (which, in my opinion is the most serious crime of all).
He is cut free again, and you know how much we black folks love our freedom; back on Sept. 19th after posting a bail of $125,000 (God only knows where he got that money. Probably keeps it buried out back with the knife). So then what does this 60 years old, needs to sit his ass down some where and grow old gracefully, dumbass bastard do? He violates the terms of his bail (I’m sorry…allegedly violates the terms of his bail) when he attempts to make contact with one of his co-defendants. And how does he attempt to make contact with said defendant? By trying to get his bail bondsman, Miquel Pereira, to pass the message on to the man. The bail bondsman who is pissed off because he says he has yet to be paid for handling Simpson’s bail in the first place. Are you fucking kidding me? And to top it all off, O.J. put the message on tape!
Are we seriously allowing people this fucking stupid to live? If we are can we at least putting them in cages, where they can be safe. The more I hear about O.J.’s foolish exploits, the more I am convinced that he couldn’t possibly had killed his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. The man is too dumb to chew gum and take a piss at the same time, let alone commit a double homicide. C’mon now.
Okay, here’s the funny part, because all the rest of this shit is just sad; Mr. Pereira, whose ass is probably just a work visa away from being departed his damn self, is pissed because he was never paid the $18,750 he was due for posting bail for Mr. Simpson. He is quoted as saying; “I’m in the bag for plane tickets, car rental down in Florida, even the $40 filing fee at the jail.” Okay…Well who fault is that? Where the fuck have you been, Miquel, in Puerto Rico? Everyone knows O.J. don’t pay his fucking bills. Ask the Goldman family! Hell, read a freakin’ tabloid for Pete sakes!
Well, at any rate, Mr. Simpson is back in jail (for the time being). Let’s hope he stays there until we can at least get Obama a little closer to the White House. God know for every step forward Barack makes, for Negro-kind, Simpson, roller-skates us back a yard.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

Yall like how I slipped a little political plug up in there? HA!