Wednesday, January 2, 2008

And Baby Makes Three



Did you all hear about this? Eddie Murphy started the New Year off by marrying Tracey Edmonds, ex-wife of singer Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, during a private ceremony on an island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.
Mr. Murphy, who is now 46 years of age, divorced the mother of his five children, Nicole Mitchell Murphy, back in 2005. Mr. Murphy also had a bastard baby girl with Scary Girl Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice.
I suspect that the slip of the sperm, between Scary Spice and he only occurred after those scandalous rumors about this secret, torrid love affair with New Edition’s Johnny Gill. After all, what better way to squash a rumor and prove your unbridle heterosexuality than by impregnating some willing chick? (Yeah, I said it!)
Anyway, rumors be damned, because according to People magazine, Johnny Gill was the best man at the wedding (I ain’t mad at you, Eddie. Keep yo Nigga close). I wonder if Mr. Gill will continue to live with the couple once they get back to the States…

So, question: How long will this marriage last before the new Mrs. Murphy finds herself in the same bitter boat as Terry McMillian, when she catches her new hubby getting his “groove back” on the back of the best man? Or visa-versa….That ain’t Donkey from Shrek he be riding. LOL.
Hey, don’t be mad at me. I didn’t start the rumor, but I’ll be damn if I ain’t gonna spread it like mustard on white bread.

-One Man’s Opinion. (A New Year, a new me, but the same ole drama.) Peace.

20 comments:

Cocoa Rican said...

Here-here! I agree pa... it's a sham... and back in the day, Eddie was hittin' it with a friend of mine in NYC...or so he alleged, back then. All said, it's '08 and I'm not playin' the fool for any of these closeted asses playing covergirl with every willing piece...it's high-time the gay community bands to remove the negative belief that we are any less a man because we have male lovers....shoot, in my book, we're TWICE the man...get it together. LOL

fuzzy said...

I'm not gonna lie, This made me laugh out loud! Wow, thats funny! I guestimate 6 months... the marriage will be over before then! lol

If he thinks that he can be straight then more power to him...

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

I believe this is more of a "business" marriage. You do this for me, I'll do this for you. But if there is a small chance it is real, beside the fact that Eddie is still in the closet, why would Tracy marry someone who doesn't acknowledge his child?

One Man’s Opinion said...

That's what i'm hollaring, southern gal. They had the DNA test and we all know it belongs to his dumb ass. It's not like he don't have the money to support the little girl, but even if he didn't....If you can't handle the deed, then don't lay the seed. What a piece of work Mr. Murphy is. Remember when he use to be funny? If he keeps it up, I will lose all respect for his dumb ass.

MsPuddin said...

I always knew Eddie was a fruitcake…he played Norbit and those nutty professor characters a little too well…

guerreiranigeriana said...

lol!...i heard about this marriage and was thoroughly confused out of my mind...how did they even get together?...weird...

WrkNProgress said...

Yeah I remember when he was funny, but right now he is a hot mess.

Happy New Years.

Eb the Celeb said...

you are hilarious... to say the least... i didnt know he had the nerve to make johnny gill the best man... but that means they could spend the night together the night before... ahhhh.... I wonder how long this is going to last!

Mizrepresent said...

I was not shocked...but was like dayum...Tracey...what's up with you...you love this man, who deserted his newly born child...and he rumors of GAIETY! Well, i guess true love is what it is...i guess!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

id marry her too. happy new year foklk

Rodney said...

I think the former Mrs. Edmonds already has experience with being the wife of a questionably homosexual male so she might be okay with the arrangement. Honestly, I think it's all about the coin. Eddie makes bank, though I'm sure the former Mrs. Murphy gets a good chunk of it to run that daycare Eddie saddled her with.

dmarks said...

He's gay? No wonder he won't leave Shrek alone

Opinionated Diva said...

Quote of the day: If you can't handle the deed, then don't lay the seed.

You are just priceless man, but I so agree with you.

I also agree with Rodney...Tracy has mucho experience dealing with questionable men, so this is nothing new to her.

I give the marriage a chance, only because Tracy seems like the type who likes to keep up appearances. As long as Eddie and Johnboy are discreet, she'll turn the other cheek.

mp1 v.8.0 said...

u's a fool homie....but I live it. Just being you. Yo, he can do what he likes behind them doors ( I can't hate), but I'm mad that he done hit up his wife, Scary Spice and Miss Edmonds. I need to get my paper game up, so I can get on that level. lol

-Q. said...

Had to Holla brotha, cuzz i hear ya. Man I dont know what to say, i'm still listening.. lmao..
My, my,my.. My, my, my, my.. -Q.

A new Fav for me, Happy New Year Brotha..

Ms. Behaving said...

LMAO @ this post.

Oh Eddie...*SIGH*
Where DIDN'T this brotha go wrong?!?!?!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Diva, I wanna say that Tracy won't be the only one turning another check...but that would be crass. LOL.

Opinionated Diva said...

Too late now man...YOUUUUUUUUU SAID IT! LOL!

Secretly I was THINKING it when I read my response over, but I'm trying to be a good girl today...so I'll let you take the credit! LOL

One Man’s Opinion said...

I love all of you good people. Yall are nuts.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

((Twinlet?!) I miss you! it's cold and u didn't tell me u signed my Slide! thx for reppin' the fam!

love ya
the prettier twin :p