Monday, December 3, 2007

A Diddy Don't


Okay, this is a messy one. And when I say messy, I mean MESSY. We are talking, claws out, hackles up kind of messy. And when I say Messy, I….Never mind. I think y’all get it. Anyway, because this post is so “messy” I have decided to dub this day, Messy Monday. A day set aside to lay down the dirtiest of gossip, whether if be true or pure speculation.
This just in, Hip Hop Mogul…Sean “P-Diddy” Combs has invited that skinny white boy, Donny, from Making the Band 4, to live with him in his Manhattan home. Donny is twenty-two years old and I am sure that Mr. Combs has nothing but the best intentions for the boy, but why is it that my mine went right to the gutter? That’s right; I think Combs is trying to Diddy that white boy, if you know what I mean. But, in case you don’t, I mean that I think Mr. Combs is trying to tap that ass (Hey, I told you this was gonna be a messy post).
Now, I’m not trying to pull anyone out of the closet here. I’m no Perez Hilton (Although I wish I was. That fat, pink haired bastard is getting paid out the ass). I’m not even saying that I think that Sean Combs is gay, by any means. I mean the man has had more lady loves than a pimp on payday (like that means anything). I’m just saying…what grown ass man invites another grown ass man to move in with him without having an ulterior motive? Okay, I know everyone is say that his motive is to make the boy a Super Star. Hell, he can do that without moving the little peckerwood in with him, can’t he? It’s not like the young man lives a life of poverty, because then maybe I’d understand. Nope, Donny lives a nice suburban life of a white boy. Besides, I saw Making the Band 4, and there was a “thick” white boy, who could sing his ass off, that, got eliminated. Donny didn’t have no talent. He just had the look. And besides, he is also the one that kind of got a little attitude when Diddy told him that he couldn’t dance (I think that shit “Puffed” up “Daddy”, if you get my euphuism).
Of course, it’s not like it’s anything new for the Hip Hop Mogul to invite his young male protégées into his house to live. Mase was about 22 when Diddy moved him in and Usher was only 16. Both were lived in guest for about 6 months. Of course, Mase went down the path of righteousness and we all know that Usher went on to marry his mother.

Anyway, I would like to take the time to apologize for the messiness of this post, but it was on my mind so I had to let it be known. Besides, there was nothing else in the news, with the exception of Vivica A. Fox not showing up for her DUI court date. Anyway, y’all can hate on me if you want, but you know damn well if Michael Jackson had pulled this little stunt, you’d be all up his ass (no pun intended).

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

14 comments:

Don said...

lol

MsPuddin said...

first its a big booty and a smile, now its pasty skin and balls...whats next?

Cocoa Rican said...

I ain't even gonna hate...
The boy is legal, Diddy ain't married and more money, more problems, more booty...
Do your thing bruh...LOL

guerreiranigeriana said...

where the hell did you find this pic?...diddy looks ridiculous and donny (is that his name?...whatever) looks like he might not really care if diddy has ulterior motives...messy indeed!..i don't want to mess up my dress so i'm leaving...

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

Diddy makes me throw up in my mouth. Ewww! But this post was funny.

You know they say him and Mase had a umm relationship.

That Dude Right There said...

I thought that Obscurity has placed a cloak over Diddy's producing career!

I would love to see a "reality" of what goes on in that house!

Ms. Behaving said...

Takin' a verse from Keith Sweat I say to you this... Somethin....somethin...somethin...somethin' just aint riiiiiight.....

One Man’s Opinion said...

I know, that dude. Diddy needs to let MTV do a reality show on that crap.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

Twin...for the right price-Diddy WILL do a reality show. He's gross, and he knows there's going to be speculation at both ends of the spectrum...he thrives on that. As long as people are talking about him, good or bad-he could care less.

Diddy loves drama...he's a drama queen. I won't post about this...i'll kep checking in here...i'll make sure to eat 2 hrs before :)
love ya,
IVBB

Thembi said...

I hope this is true.

I think that being really rich turns you into a freak. I mean in theory youd love to have lots of sex with bootylicious models and such but Im sure that gets old...now I KNOW Farnsworth Bentley got a turn...

Ebonne said...

lol @ southern gal... i thought I was the only one

and i second the emotion of ms. behaving

Rodney said...

To quote the Wendy Williams Experience: "Mmmm... How you doin', Diddy?"

Sha Boogie said...

OMG!! I am over here dying at your story! I know all about the trauma, when I was in college (the real HU stand up!) my RA had a 3 year old. One day I was in her room when the kid jumps in her lap, lifts up her bra and starts sucking away, what?! That bitch never missed a beat talking to me, I on the other hand have never looked at my own breast the same way again..

Darius T. Williams said...

I'd move in...wouldn't you?