Saturday, November 3, 2007

Not So Shining Star


Star Jones. She is such a bitch (eat a carrot, Trigger). How did she lose all of that weight and manage not to lose an inch of her bitch-dom? Why is it that this sickly looking hood-rat, chicken- headed, heifer, (I don’t care for Star Jones. Can you tell?) is still using her somewhat understated celebrity to take advantage of people and organizations? Better yet, why are people and organizations still allowing her to do so? I mean really…who wants Star Jones black ass as a spokes person to begin with? The fact that she was the poster child for Payless Foot wear should be a clue to her clout (no offense to Payless).
So, here is the story in a nutshell. Apparently an organization called, Full and Fabulous, which is a non-profit group based out of Detroit, courted Star Jones in order to get her to come and speak at a Health, Beauty and Self-Esteem conference they held during the Super Bowl last year. According to a spokesperson from Full and Fabulous, the Star wanted, i.e. stipulated, that she would require first-class airfare, a five-star hotel suite and $30,000 in cash to boot, before she would take on the gig.
It is now alleged that the organization fulfilled their part of the bargain, providing Star with the tickets to fly out to Detroit, but once she got there all she did was party during the Super Bowl and plug her book (which I did not even know she had out). They say that the shady weave-o-lious ho never even showed up at the conference, thus breaching their contract all together.
Of course Star and her people deny all claims and say that she honored every aspect of the contract that she struck with the organization in question. I personally don’t know who to believe, but I am leaning more towards the side of Full and Fabulous.
I do have a question, however. Why would anyone book Star Jones to come and speak about Self-Esteem? That skanky, da skank-skank don’t got no self-esteem! (See, she got me reverting into old school Ebonics.) Hell, the woman lied, for how many years, about her gastric by-pass surgery, which everyone knew about? And then said that the only reason that she lied was because she was afraid of what people would think about her if she admitted to having the surgery (like anyone thought that after years of being a ham hock the ho had just suddenly melted off the weight). What part of that screams, let me get this woman to come out and talk about self-esteem to plus-sized women? Not one damn part, damn it! Catch a clue, Full and Fabulous! I don’t care!

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

7 comments:

WhozHe said...

Oh naw, did you say "That skanky, da skank-skank don’t got no self-esteem!" Well that about sums it up.

Don said...

I think there's a good chance that Star Jones may be empty inside. It would explain why she cannot seem to attain true happiness.

Pray for her, dawg

Cocoa Rican said...

Here, here! I agree. I'll skip her current book and anxiously await her tell-all about how her man was doin' her and a bunch of men in NYC! Lawd, just don't let me be part of that story... LOL

One Man’s Opinion said...

oh....you nasty, Cocoa Rican.

guerreiranigeriana said...

i just want to know why her head looks like that in the second pic?...i think she was better off fat and i don't really do a lot around advocating for people to be fat...she looks really weird slim and like she has mad attitude...that's probably why her head is cocked like some sort of fowl...weirdo...

One Man’s Opinion said...

Star's a supermodel. Don't hate.

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