Sunday, November 11, 2007

Eat a Dick

Okay, I’m just going to say it. Television has just not been the same since, back in the ‘80’s they allowed the word “bitch” to be used on the air. Okay, I got over that. Bitch, it’s just a female dog, right? Then, I remember one day, still young and impressionable, I was watching that show, “Felicity” (that’s right, niggers, I said FELICITY, damn it). Anyway, I was just sitting there, watching the show, when one of the male characters called the other male character a “dick head”. I was seriously taken a back. What had television come to? (You know, being brought black and growing up in an all black neighborhood, on the wrong side of the tracks, we just didn’t hear terms like that).
So, I finally get a chance to watch my saved copy of this past Monday’s Boondocks episode, where Granddad and Thugnificent get into a shouting match, in the middle of the street mind you, and Thugnificent tells Granddad to “Eat a Dick”. Can you believe that? I have posted the scene in question (duh) and if you listen carefully you will hear one of Thugnificent’s cronies also yell, “Eat a sack of baby dicks” (that’s a great line, but how inappropriate).
So, picture this, if you will. I’m sitting at home, babysitting my cute little innocent, two year nephew. He and I decide to sit on the couch and watch a nice, wholesome episode of the Boondocks. Everything is going find and then, BAM! “EAT A DICK, old man!” Well, of course, I am dumbfounded. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected such language from a show such as this. Well, like a good uncle, I don’t react and try to watch the show like nothing happened. When, all of a sudden, my Nephew picks up the remote and pushes the pause button. I look down at him and he is looking up at me with those big, doleful, brown eyes of his and says; “Yo, Uncle. What the fuck does ‘eat a dick’ mean, nigger?”
Well, of course you want a child to feel free to ask you a question and not squash his inquisitive mind, but then again…How do you explain to a two year old what someone means when they say ‘eat a dick’? (At this point I’m not even sure my nephew knows what a dick is). So, of course I lie and say; “Well, my dearest, nephew. What I believe the young man was trying to do was tell the elderly gentleman to eat a Detective.” And then I go on to them him how the term Dick is just a shorter version of the word Detective, i.e. Dick Tracy. Once again, my Nephew looks up at me with those innocent little eyes of his and says; “What the fuck? That shit don’t even make no since (We working on his grammar). Way to man up, punk ass Nigger.”
Needless to say, it put a damper on the rest of Uncle/Nephew night. Ain’t that a bitch? Damn the Boondocks and their inappropriate language. I’m thinking about filing suit.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

20 comments:

guerreiranigeriana said...

um, i really, really, really hope your two-year old nephew doesn't talk like...otherwise you have bigger issues than just him hearing 'eat a dick'...haha...i love that...i remember saying it to a few nuckleheads back in the days...i then moved on to 'suck yourself off'...very vulgar, i know...its more about the visual...and no curse words!!...i no longer use that one either...the evolution of insults...

mp1 said...

LMAO!!!!!
That's why I messes witcha! You a damn fool! And way to switch the grammar and tone up...That is so not hood

One Man’s Opinion said...

gn-we just happy my he can make complete sentences, at the ripe ole age of two. Don't hate.

MP-You a nut, MP. You got me smiling just from reading your post. Oh, and by the way...I am "so hood".

"V" said...

I've never watched the Boondock's, consider me uncorupted. :)

Blah Blah Blah said...

Seriously...what does Eat a Dick mean?

Obviously you have no clue...so find out if your nephew learned anythign about it daycare. get back to me and let me know.
Thank you.

One Man’s Opinion said...

I don’t care what you say, Blah. You can’t eat a dick? It’s not digestible. It’s not a delicacy. I looked it up and you just can’t eat a dick!

guerreiranigeriana said...

you can eat tiger dick, elephant dick, venison dick...should i continue?...and i remember hearing that the tiger's was quite the delicacy...gives you man strength and helps 'you' grow;)...haha...they are soooo digestible...hmmnnn...i think i'm hungry...*stands up, looking around for someone of the males species;)*...disclaimer: i do not, repeat, do not consume dicks...

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Cocoa Rican said...

I have nephew nights too and although my Day-Day has developed quite a thug mouth, he hasn't quite hit some of the phrases you mentioned - I spit coffee on my screen - TWICE! Boy, that was too funny. Yes, it has gotten to where cartoons are not appropriate for kids anymore - see Drawn Together, South Park, Family Guy, etc. Great thing is, I spend a lot more time watching cartoons lately.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

um...okay...

quite profane...

Why is a 2 year old watching the boondocks? Isn't it for grown folks?

dc_speaks said...

boondocks is on for adults that still like cartoons. ones like me that although i enjoy japanimation more than anything else.

im not afan of boondocks all the time, because they do tend to go over the top. it has it's moments when it is quite entertaining, but it is definitely not for children.

peace

this one man's opinion!. hahahahah

One Man’s Opinion said...

DC-Don't mock me, mister?

Everyone-I hope no one really thinks I am that irresponsible that I would let my little nephew watch such a show...also, what two year old is that articulate? Joke.

Cocoa-Yours made me smile. Inappropriate cartoons are the best.


Bree-Welcome aboard.

Guerreiranigeriana-You know way too much about edible dicks.

Infamous said...

Lets get to the real issue...Nigga what the hell were u doing watching felicity? Lol. On the real I'm not surprised that a line like that comes from a show like this, I mean in the first episode they said nigger something like over 40 times. Maybe you should look on the bright side, they could have said Suck My Dick instead of eat a dick. I would have loved to hear you explain your way out of that one.

yet another black guy said...

Boondocks is the cartoon version of Dave Chappelle, an updated blaxploitation/minstrel show. notice how no matter the topic/message either show tries/has tried to convey, black negative imagery is the most prominent aspect of each episode.

now, i'm not trying to be all 'positive only', but damn it pisses me off that the most popular black shows (among whites and blacks) always promote a dumb stereotype. and frankly, i've seen more than enough for my lifetime.

bighead said...

Did your nephew say WTF and punk ass nigger? You could have as well told him the meaning of "dick"

Omar Ramon said...

Too. Damn. Funny.

mountii said...

NEPHEW NEEDS A GOOD ASS WHIPPING IF U ASK ME

mountii said...

THESE KIDS TODAY ARE CUSSING LIKE A SAILOR AND FIGHTING LIKE THEM TOO...BLK PPL NEED TO GET THEIR CHILDREN IN ORDER

mountii said...

THAT'S WHY MY BLK ASS AIN'T HAVIN' NO DAMN KIDS...LOL

THEY WOULD NEED TO CALL CHILD SERVICES ON MY ASS FOR WHIPPING ABUSE

mountii said...

"EAT A SACK OF BABY DICKS"LOL IT IS FUNNY