Friday, November 30, 2007

Akon-vict

In the rap game it is kind of hard to make a stupidity scale because they are all pretty much in the same range of stupidity. Take this bastard…I’m sorry, I mean nigger; take this nigger, Akon. What the fuck is up with this brother? He already gets in trouble for dry humping some preacher’s slutty, under-aged daughter, writes a song of apology and moves on to his next project. Then, back in June of this year, he was performing a concert in upstate NY where someone threw something on stage. He has the perpetrator picked out and brought on stage at which point he proceeds to hoist the guilty 15 year old white boy on his shoulders and toss him into the crowd (and I thought we were hard on litterbugs in Texas). After this horrible act of violence is done he has the nerve to say; “Now we can start the show!”
What the Fuck? What the hell is wrong with you boy? We don’t toss our white folks around here in the United States!
True to the laws of gravity, what Akon threw up had to come down and in this case the young boy apparently came down on a teenaged, white girl (don’t any black folks go to this niggers concerts), who later was diagnosed with a concussion. The 15 year old boy who was initially tossed was okay though; according to the grapevine his fall was cushioned by the little white girl’s breast implants. (LOL. I made that last part up. Sorry.)
Anyway, Akon is now being charged with a misdemeanor endangering the welfare of a minor (which is a felony here in Texas, by the way. You know how we do) and second-degree harassment (and I can’t even begin to guess what the fuck that means).
Anyway, let me just say it serves Akon’s ass right. Nigger when you give a concert you are just suppose to get on stage and sing or rap or what every style of music you perform. You can gyrate you hips if you want, but you must bring your own people to manhandle and molest. You are not allowed to dry hump your audience members unless your name is Janet Jackson or Beyonce. And you definitely are not allowed to manhandle the little white chillin’. Lawds knows we have enough problems without you uppity niggers thinking you can just touch any white person you sees fit to touch. Damn, damn, damn! I understand the need to want to toss a white boy. Hell, we all get that urge every now and again. But you just can’t do it. It’s wrong. It’s just wrong.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.
(I apologize, but I could not get the damn video to post from Youtube).

12 comments:

Cocoa Rican said...

To call your blog refreshing s an understatement - it's sheer comedic and raw genius! Love it pa! Keep up the good work.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Thank you very much, Cocoa Rican....You just made my day...Seriously. I appreciate that.

Sha Boogie said...

Your killing me..LOL I really dont think that story was meant to be funny, but I am over here in hysterics!

guerreiranigeriana said...

*trying not to roll off the bed laughing*...what the hell is wrong with you?...damn this was funny as hell...you are sooo out of control...akon-vict?...classic...

...i don't feel sorry for his dumb ass either...on a serious note, he really could have killed the boy and girl...and all because the kid threw something on stage?...damn...but i bet the white kids won't throw a gd thing onstage again when a black person's performing...bet...but i'm currently financially challenged, so, you lose, pay me...great post...

Marcol said...

I like the title and the content...youre quite original...gotta love it! Keeps me coming back for more :)

Son of a Bishop said...

Once again, I got my comic relief for the day. Man you are outrageous. I totally agree with cocoa rican. Keep them coming.

mp1 said...

So....
do you think he'll be LOCKED UP anytime soon??
Sorry couldn't resist!

mountii said...

LIKE I KEEP TELLING PPL IF U R GONNA CALL SOMEONE NIGGA AT LEAST PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY... BUT THEY ALL LOOK AT ME CRAZY WHEN I CALL THEM NIGGERS...SHEESH

mountii said...

BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA I MEAN NIGGER AKON IS STILL FINE AND HE'S ALL MINE

One Man’s Opinion said...

Can you believe this shit....The At first the damn damn thing wouldn't post at all and then, 6 hours later every last one of my attempts show up on my frigging blog. That is not cute. I will be deleted one if not all of those bad boys.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

Ok Twin...i thought you ingested hallucinogens or something! *whew* yeah Akon's a monkey's behind. who in the world...no, how in the world did he think he would get a way with that? idiot

Rodney said...

You damn right I wouldn't go see that nonsense if it was free, but Becky and Todd love it. How you gonna throw your fans around like sacks of trash?

Again... this is not developing our white people.