Jaildafied

Late Breaking Nigger News! Da Brat got her ass thrown in jail today after a reported dispute with a waitress in a nightclub in Atlanta. Dispute, however, is an understatement. What the heifer did was hit the waitress in question in the face with a bottle of rum. Can you say, “Ow”? (Talk about yo, ho-ho and a bottle of rum).
The disturbance started at around one in the morning, when the Da Brat and Da Waitress got into a short lived shoving match, at Studio 72 (possibly owned by Jermaine Dupri). The shoving match started in the usual way, when the waitress bumped into Da Brat inside of the club (of course with all the room to maneuver around inside of clubs it’s hard to believe that anybody could possible accident bump into anybody else). This is why my black ass haven’t been to a club since I was twenty-five. The waitress walked away from the disturbance on. to be hit in the face, moments later, with a bottle of rum. Subsequently the waitress, who is 23 years old, suffered a deep laceration to her face and was taken to the hospital by an unidentified friend. Da Brat was arrested for aggravated assault.
And look at this. I was able to uncover that this is not the first time that Da Brat has been up on felony aggravated assault charges either. Back in March of 2000 she faced the same charges, after pistol whipping a young lady who would not remove her ass from VIP seating when told to do so. Hummm, seems as if Brat is an appropriate name for the 33 year old rapper. Time to grow you ass up, Shawntae Harris (oh, that’s her real name, by the way).

See, Dog, instead of jeopardizing you whole career, by calling your son’s girlfriend a nigger. Next time just invite them to a club, where Da Brat is making an appearance. Slip the barkeep a fifty to give Da Brat a bottle of Rum and then, when your son’s girlfriend’s guard is down…..Push the skank into the bitch. Problem solved. Damn, must I come up with everything?

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.