Brown Ain't Sexy in Jail House Blues

Look at this bitch. Ow! You have no idea how much it pains me to use this particular terminology, since it is so degrading to women; but hey, if the phrase fits, wear it like as accessory. LOL
You know what I don’t understand? I don’t understand why it is that when people are lucky enough to get probation they don’t follow through with it. You just know that at the time the judge offers them probation instead of a jail cell they are so very grateful but then when they are actually free they suddenly believe the terms of the probation are too harsh and think; “I ain’t doing this!” Don’t they know that probation is not a right, it’s a privilege? A privilege that not too many black people are able to partake of. Suck it up, damn it. You did the crime; you lucked out; now do the right thing!
Ms. Foxy Brown, now three months pregnant, is off to jail for violating the terms of her probation. Apparently she was already on probation for assaulting a manager in a salon where she was receiving a manicure back in 2004. Now, more recently, she throws her black berry at her neighbor, cutting the woman’s lip and knocking a tooth loose (I always knew cell phones were dangerous, but damn). That being said, Ms. Brown has not been going to her Anger Management Classes and left town without permission. All are which are in direct violation of the terms of her probation.
Okay, I will admit that I am out of the loop when it comes to what is going on in the Hip-Hop and Rap world, but I know that I have not heard anything musical from the woman in a minute, so why is it that she can’t meet the terms of her probation? It can’t be that she was too busy getting pregnant. Heck, that don’t take all day (at least not the way I do it). I say she deserves to take her ass to jail. If you can’t learn a lesson from a slap on the wrist maybe you need a swift kick in the ass.
Stay out of trouble, black folk! It really ain’t that hard. I can tell you how it’s done in one simple sentence. “STOP DOING BAD THINGS!”
One Man’s Opinion. Peace.