Thursday, September 27, 2007

Deadly Adventure Michael Vick Special

What the hell is wrong with this nigger? You might have heard that on September 13, 2007 Michael Vick submitted a urine sample which tested positive for Marijuana use for the dishonored Atlanta Falcons quarterback. This is in direct violation to the terms and conditions of his probation. Now, I was trying hard not to comment on the Michael Vick situation. I mean the guy has been dogged out enough (LOL, I said dogged out), but his ass is just about as dumb as O.J. Simpson. C’mon now. If you know you are on probation and already facing possible felony charges in federal court and that you have to submit to random drug testing….Why the fuck would you risk puffing on the wacky weed?
This kind of crap pisses me off. You have black people all over the world who wish that they could be cut a break and look at this nigger. And I was gonna give him the Whoopi Goldberg benefit of the doubt and say that maybe he didn’t know any better (she said this on a episode of the View). So, maybe he did grow up in an environment that condoned the barbaric fighting of dogs. I’ll give him that. But when you have been let out of jail, on pre-trail release, and you know you are facing the possibility of not only going to back to jail but also losing a million dollar job opportunity….Why the fuck would you do anything to push it? I mean it’s marijuana for pity sake. Not something more addictive, like crack (ask Whitney about that shit).
So I ask you again….What the hell is wrong with this nigger? I’ll tell you what’s wrong with him. He’s a dumb fuck!
Along with the random drug testing the Judge confined him to his Virginia home between the hours of ten at night and six in the morning, with electronic monitoring. I guess when you’re at home during those hours you can think of nothing better to do than get high. Hey, I got an idea. How about taking you dumb ass to sleep, ya ig’nant bastard! Ten to six, that’s eight hours isn’t it? I think I read somewhere that the body needed that much sleep to function properly anyway. Mr. Vick will be facing sentencing on December 19, by District Judge Henry Hudson who apparently warned him that he would not tolerate any shenanigans (Ha, I said “shenanigans.” I’m so cute). If Mr. Vick continues to fuck up I can tell you who won’t be singing “I’ll be home for Christmas”.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I just don’t understand our people. It is not every black man that is blessed with a talent that earns him millions of dollars for doing some that he loves. Hell, even porn stars don’t get paid that kind of dough (I’m guessing). But Mr. Vick might as well be a porn star the way he has chosen to fuck his life away. Speaking of fucking, you might find it interesting to learn that Mr. Vick’s lead attorney is one Billy Martin. Mr. Martin is also representing Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, who we all know plead guilty to Disorderly Conduct in an airport sex sting.
I wonder if they are both convicted if they will get be bunk mates and possible booty buddies.
One Man’s Opinion. Peace.


Dayne Avery said...

It is messed up seeing people in "high places" making such bad decisions. But I guess they are human too even though a lot of people try to hold them at a superhuman status.

Nice post. That vid was hilarious.

Tim said...

You're absolutely right. It's a damn shame that individuals that are truly blessed do some stupid stuff to mess up.

Had I been the one making the millions, I'd never fuck up an opportunity like that.

That Dude Right There said...

I agree. As a dedicated Atlanta Falcons fan I still can't help agreeing with you. Michael Vick IS dumb as a bag of hair. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt until Sept, 13, 2007.

But then again, I don't think that he gives a damn about my opinion.

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