Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tell Me How My Ass Taste

Tell me how my ass taste.

What is up with Kobe and Shaq that would make Shaq write a rap dissing Kobe and asking him to tell him how his ass taste? I am guessing that it taste like shit, but I could be wrong. It might taste like peanut butter for all I know. What I do know is that if you eat ass, you could catch hepatitis C. Did you know that? I don’t really know if that’s true, but while I was in Austin I heard a comedian say that this girl wouldn’t eat his ass until he’d been tested for hepatitis C. I figured is a comedian says it, it has to be true.

Anyway, back to Shaq and his weak ass, free style, rap. Sounds like sour grapes to me. Get over it, bitch. Nobody can be the cause of your marriage breaking up but you and your wife. Hell, if Kobe’s was able to survive the allegation of rape, then yours should have been able to survive whatever drama Kobe started regarding it. Face it, big man, you wanted out of the relationship and now you are using Kobe as a scapegoat, which is fine. You do you, just don’t be a bitch about it!

So now Maricopa County Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, has taken back the honorary deputy badges that he bestowed on to Shaq a couple of years back. Sheriff Arpaio, who is known for feeding in-mates green bologna and making them wear pink underwear, says he could not condone such conduct or the use of racial sayings. He says that he would have fired any one of his deputies for less. (who knew that Shaq had once served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department?)

Shaq told ESPN that his rap was all in good fun, no harm no fowl. I my opinion he should have known that white folks don’t get black folk humor; unless it be Chris Rock. Let us not forget that it was a white journalist that thought that knuckle bump, what I now like to call the Barack O’bump, was some kind of terrorist hand gesture between Obama and his wife. Plus, words are powerful and, like it or not, Shaq is a role model to someone out there. It is sad, but when you are in a position where you are going to get a lot of exposure, especially during this age of media, you have to temper your fun with a little bit of common since. Words have power and one wants to know how your ass taste. Just like no one wanted to know that I had a hemorrhoid, but I am not famous, so I get away with it.

“Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.” If I was Kobe I’d have responded by saying, “Yo, Shaq, tell your wife to give yo dick back.”

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.


Stew said...


say what you want, Shaq's 1st and 2nd albums were ok...might i say HOT. but i was like 8 or 9 so what do i know.

i think it sucks that celebrities have to deal with that kind of nonsense. they can not have a little fun without it being blown out of proportion.

that's the world we live in.

YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

Okay, I'm reaching here. "Tell me how my ass taste"...hmmmm...they both ran up in the same dirty hooker who likes tossing salads?

I hardly think Shaq was funnin' Kobe. Personally I don't like Kobe, but dang! He didn't make headlines for getting dissed, Shaq did.

fuzzy said...

lolol Shaq, and everybody else in the media spotlight better think three times and check with someone before they open their mouth! They are catching everybody out there!

Someone with ADD coulda had a ripe suit with ABC this morning, some reporter said, "I can install a thermostat, I don't have ADD" I was like damn, oh shit!

Now that your hemmroid is gone, I'm sure that ass taste like butter right? lololol

lyre said...

LOl I could have lived another 50 years without knowing that Shaq wanted Kobe to answer that question...Barack O'Bump...I like stealing your words....lol

JayBee said...

i don't know what that's about. wow.

Anonymous said...

This is like a fight on the playground.

Raw Thoughts said...

He has the crowd going! What was shaq thinking? Did he really think he wasn't going to hear from all of that? lol Pitiful!

One Man’s Opinion said...

It has always tastle like butter. LOL.
Okay, I can't get that lyric out of my head, "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste." I gotta admit, it was a pretty good line that Shaq pulled out of his ass and keep going with once he realized he'd hit on something. That being said, it is a line that opens itself up for all kind so snappy come backs, such as:

1) I don't know how it taste now, but it use to taste like my dick.

2) I don't know, but I heard that it taste like dick.

3) A friend of mine told me it taste like Astro-glide.

and random stuff like that there. LOL

Anonymous said...

"Tastes like chicken" too obvious?

-Q. said...

Trippin of Harpo "the both ran up in the same dirty hooker... " line..

Cops are some of the most raunciest, racist, asshole-ish people of em all- they'll tell you themselves.. People will tell you in the street. I think how it played is normal with the exception of the sherrif thing. I know he's a role model and all but he still is an adult at an adult club who's a KNOWN(horrible)rapper.. smh -Q.