Look at this bitch. Okay, I know bitch is a harsh word, but I can’t help it. I just don’t like the woman. First of all, the chick cannot act! There is no way she should have received the academy award before Angela Bassett. That’s right, I said it. Let’s face it, just because you are willing to get naked and show off tits and ass does not make you a great actress. If that were the case, can all the black women of porn please step forward and receive you gold statuettes. Second of all, and I know this shit ain’t none of my business, but all the black pee-pee (dick for the more graphically inclined) she has been through and the heifer decides to get pregnant by a white boy. What’s up with that? Okay, I know I’m wrong for that and it makes me sound raciest, and I’m really not, but c’mon. I didn’t even know she had left the brother from the barber shop movies. When did that shit happen? Can a brother get an email? I’m sitting here thinking that the light eyed brother done planted his seed and come to find out its some unknown white boy. Damn girl, if you gonna get knocked up at least let it be by someone we’ve heard about (I hear Kevin Federline is single and you know that boy got some baby making juice).
Anyway, that was just an issue I had been trying to wrap my mind around. Well that and trying to understand about this big trend in Hollywood with all these celebrity “hoes” getting pregnant out of wedlock. Back in my day, you had to be young, black, poor and still in high school to get knocked up…now everybody is doing it. What’s up with that?
One Man’s Opinion. Peace.
Just to follow up, this was not the original post I wanted to bring to you (fresh back from my internet free vacation on the Big Apple). I really wanted to give my review of Fantasia, as well as the Color Purple, but I could not find the video clip I was looking for on Youtube. Well, maybe tomorrow.
16 comments:
I think you're being too harsh on Halle. Look at how black men have treated ol' girl. I'm just saying. She tired of our ish.
Funny post though.
C'mon, Don. You can't count out the brothers just because some are jerks....besides, I'm thinking that Halle isn't the easiest woman to be around. After a string of bad relationships, at some point you gotta start thinking maybe the problem lies elsewhere (like maybe within herself).
u be killing me folk
Okay…okay…so you tore Ms. Berry a new booty, but here’s the thing. The woman is half white – and not that made-up ¼ white on my momma’s side type shit; her momma is actually white – so it stands to reason that whether she chooses a black man or a white man, her other cultural background stable mates might feel slighted. As for her success as an actress, I don’t know, but it seems that the easiest folks to begin crossing lines and breaking barriers are folks that can assimilate well. In Halle’s case the assimilation didn’t take much since, as we mentioned, she’s partially one of them. The question now is, will her children be half black or ¾ white? If nothing else, I’m glad to see that she didn’t play the Tiger Woods’ cock-and-bull story and not identify as black. In an interview I saw with Berry’s mom, she mentioned that she raised Halle to understand that she would be seen and treated as a black woman and prepared her for life as such. I respected that. She’s not the bomb actress, but as I’ve said countless times when referring to Jennifer Lopez, by virtue of where they are and what they’ve accomplished, they’re doing something right; and before you say giving up that booty, then we should consider that many have tried that approach and are still cashiers at Walmart.
c'mon dude. you gots to ease up on the gal. i don't think she was with bum brothas eitehr, but ummmmm one of them was kickin her ass and atleats one of them eric benet cheated. so give her a break.
in black hollywood, different rules apply. these folks meet and fall in love in 2 days. She didnt dis brotha for life like wesley snipes did the sistahs.
you are being quite harsh. i agree with Don. not just because shes from cleveland either. smile
and cocoa rican made a great point.
Coco makes a great point, I will admit. And don't get me wrong, I ain't trying to hate on Halle...Well, I am, but not as badly as it appears. I give her credit for claim and embrassing her race. I was just wondering why, when it came down to baby making time, she decided to let the white man lay the seed. It's a legitimate question. Unless, all the other brother's were shooting blanks.
Next time tell us how you really feel about Halle. I don't think oh Halle one way or the other. Besides The X-Men I've really never watched any of her movies. And I really could care less who she chooses to have a baby by. They say indiference is worst than hate, but I don't hate her, I just don't care.
LMAO!
I want you to write a book...get on top of that. Thanks!
Joey Bahamas
ok damn...this one was harsh...and maybe i'm partial to pretty people (diddy for damn sure aint pretty...hence...)..she did date black men and we see how they treated her...and maybe at the time she was with them, she wasn't ready for children...and it just happened that when she was ready, the man was white...i think she's well within her rights considering she is half-white and even if she wasn't...love should be based on that, love and not neccessarily race...still a funny read...love the way you write...but, a little for halle...;)...
it's really good when you can speak and write english...the last sentence of my last comment should have read as follows: 'but a little harsh for halle'...i wish i had a better handle on english, considering it's my first fn language...go figure...
Yall negroes love you some Halle....I guess the "berry" doesn't have to be darker to be sweet. LOL
Thank you soooooo much for saying that! Everyone says I'm a hater when I say "halle Berry can't act" because I'm a black woman...I'm not a hater...I'm telling the truth...she has no talent...she's just pretty and "passing". Half the black females in Hollywood are 10 times better actresses than she is, and they don't get the roles because they don't have the ability to "please white men" meaning "If you can walk down the street and any random white male would contimplate having sex with you (with no guilt or shame attached), just as much as he would contemplate having sex with Miss. Suzy Anne...then you're in!!!" I never saw Monster's Ball and I never will...
Now, as for her going to white men...I can understand that...but I would understand just as much if she had dated all Asian men and she decided to stop...if a certain people keep treating you bad, you try something else I guess...people do it all the time...icecream is GREAT, but if you got sick off it when you ate it once ata birthday party, more than likely you'll just gravitate to cake instead and leave icecream alone...nothing wrong with icecream, it just doesn't sit well with you.
lol...i die everytime i see the title of this post...damn...monster's baby!!!...you are crazy!...
You are harsh but I am with you. I am burned out on Halle & the only move that I have enjoyed was X-men & she had a minimal role in that.
I love r to death but when I saw her tits in Swordfish & saw her get the shit fucked out of her in Monsters Ball I was through!
As far as the baby, I guess I am happy for her because she wants a child but my big thing is that she will be another Black baby's mama & just another statistic but with money.
Bygbaby
V-U funny. You are so very right....Wish I had said it.
Bygbaby-U hit it on the head. Just another black baby momma. But one with money.
Oh, and don't get me wrong. I am very happy for Halle. I think she needs someone to love. I wish her a happy, healthy baby.
Whoa! I gotta stop you on this one... Halle can act... and how soon you forget that her mom is white... plus if I had a man like her addicted to sex cheating dog ex-husband... i might switch and get me a white man too...lol!
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