Okay, I was not going to comment on Halle Berry’s controversial statement regarding a distorted picture of her that she revealed as what she would look like as her “Jewish Cousin” on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Of course, at the time I though it was just another one of the races being overly sensitive and taking things to the extreme (besides, don’t they know that black folks have an exemption and are allowed to make fun of all things white-unless they use “the other” f-word-if you know what I mean). Then I saw the picture in question (shown above). That shit is offensive. What kind of Jewish, cavewoman looking ass, cousin does Halle Berry have?
Then I had to decide if the comment was actually anti-Semitic in nature. You know a brother don’t know what that shit means. If it ain’t negative towards niggers, opps, I mean black folk; you know a brother don’t care. So I looked up anti-Semitic and the simple definition is prejudice against Jewish people (hating or discrimination against Jews). Why do Jewish people have to have there own fucking word? Why can’t they just say discriminating towards Jews, damn it? Hell, the next time someone says something prejudice towards black people I’m gonna call it anti-niggemitic.
I love the fact that one new article writes that Halle (her friends call her Halley, unless they are Jewish, then they just call her cousin) “apologizes after allegedly making a Jewish Joke.” Allegedly my ass….the bitch said it. That shit is on tape. ON TAPE, DAMN IT! Prior to the airing of the show Halle had misgiving about the comment, considering that no one in the audience laughed (and they laugh at just about everything on talk shows, they are trained to do so) and asked Mr. Leno to cut the segment out. Always the gentlemen, Mr. Leno meet Halle half way and muted out the word Jewish; leaving, I guess, the television viewing audience to wonder what cousin she had that looked like that. (Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Poor Halley, don’t she know that trying to take a negative comment off the air is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool? It just ain’t gonna happen).
Okay, here is the kicker. In her apology for the statement Ms. Berry said; "What happened was I was backstage before the show, and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said, 'That could be your Jewish cousin!' And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn't mean to offend anybody. I didn't mean any harm.
"It was just supposed to be a silly segment. I am so sorry, and I apologize."
(I am telling you, black folks are becoming more and more like white folks everyday. Taking on all of their negative traits.) That shit is right up there with, “I’m not prejudice. Some of my best friends are black.” Of course, Halle trumped that by having here Jewish friends also work for her-- The double bonus. Whatever, Bitch. You said the shit, just like Janet showed the tit. Live with it and move on.
So, now we have keyed in on yet another thing Halle Berry can’t do. She can’t act and she can’t tell jokes. (Of course you know that this means her baby is gonna be born with a big ass, Michael Jackson’s original, nose). Oh well, thank God for Plastic surgery.
-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.