Sunday, July 13, 2008

All On You



Okay, I have had a heck of a busy work week and I have just not been in the mood to make a decision on what item to post on, so I am putting the decision in the hands of my faithful readers.

1) Would you prefer to hear about the16 year old girl who allowed the 17 year old boy in her parents house at four o'clock in the morning, without their knowledge?

2) Would you like the hear about the sex assault to turned into the biggest, convoluted mess of crap?

3) Would you like to hear about why I am hoarse from having to yell at a crowd of about a hundred, ig'nant ass people, who still want to cause trouble when I'm standing right fucking there in full police gear?

4) Would you like to hear about the idiot, from the day before, who thought that he could tell 9-11 he was a police officer, since he was taken classes in Criminal Justice, and why he had my officers running code to his location?

5) Would you like to hear how I am on a one man mission to go to the parents of my teen-age car thieves houses, see if they are at home and if they are not, find out why the fuck their parents don't know where their child is at three and four o'clock in the morning?

or, 6) Would you just like to hear about the photos I took of my friend Princesses' parents 50th wedding anniversary?

I've been making decisions all week and could use a break so I am putting it all on you. What do you think? They all could be equally interesting or boring, depending on my ability to tell a story.

-One Man's Opinion. Peace.

26 comments:

RealHustla said...

I choose 1, 5, and 6. Me and my friends were sneak him in sneak him out professionals so I want to see if this girl had a trick I hadn't thought of yet. Rookies.

Black Mamba said...

I'm going to go ahead and make that decision for you. I want to hear them all - cuz they all sound pretty damned interesting, lol.

naijalines said...

2, 4 and 5 would be my choices if I have to choose.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

1, 3, and 5. I want to hear all of them but save #6 for last unless some drama was involved.

dejanae said...

man
aint been by in a minute
all these posts are new to me
will peruse

dejanae said...

oh i choose 5

FREEDOM said...

I Would like to hear about the photos you took of your friend Princesses' parents 50th wedding anniversary?

James Tubman said...

#4 sounds funny lol

#4 #4 #4 #4

Darius T. Williams said...

Um, yea, I'm with the majority of folks here. I really wanna hear about them all...and how you avoided to break that damn nail in the process.

-DTW

Did you get some lotion yet for them ashy ass legs of yours?

MP said...

Number 4 please!

Super Dave Van Buren said...

I wanna hear about #4 and be sure to mention how ya'll stopped yourself from kicking his ass on the spot.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Darius, I have broken both pimp nails. Now I am not normal and have lost all my power.

Hadassah said...

# 1and 6

UBERMOUTH said...

number 2- and you are a born story teller.

pinkyandbrain said...

Either of 2,3 or 4 in that order..you'r quite a good story-teller...the rest are kinda of nothing out of the ordinary.

Miss Gypsy Eyes said...

Know what, One Man? I say you start at the top and work your way through the week. It's only Monday after all and you could summarize one and then give the full details of the next until you hit Friday.
Have a great, uneventful week!

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lyre said...

Anything you write about pleases me. I do enjoy hearing about your work though.

MysTery said...

#3 and 4! lol

Curious said...

Wait a minute, are you looking for a editor? Is Perry White in the room? Do you need little Jimmy Olsen to take pictures for you before you can write something? Get your ass in gear dammit and just write... but make it interesting.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Curious, is such a bastard. LOL

Curious said...

Hee hee hee, I'll get you and your little dog.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

I want to hear about them all....in separate posts of course.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

6 if i had to select

Ms. Lovely said...

they all sound interesting but..I wanna hear number 3

Eb the Celeb said...

4