Thursday, April 3, 2008

You Might Be A Nasty B*tch


Why would anyone fix their mouth to spit on anyone else? Better yet, why would anyone of a brown persuasion do this? Didn’t I, not too long ago, just tell you people how nasty human germs are? Beside, that’s just nasty, period. There is a reason why one of the sista’s of blog land, forgive me for forgetting who it was, just got finished tapping her son’s ass for such an offense.

This just in; Model Naomi Campbell was arrested today (Thursday), in the Airport at Heathrow, for allegedly spitting at a police officer. You know that shit is nasty. Skanky heifer. Ewww! Shouldn’t she know better than this? Hell, shouldn’t she have learned her lesson from when she beat one of her assistance down, in 2000, or when she threw the phone at her maid last year? I guess that two-days of anger management classes didn’t work.

Naomi, honey, we use our words. OUR WORDS, DAMN IT!

I have only been spit on once. I had a prisoner, who I had to mace, spit in my eyes. In my eyes, mind you. You know it took everything in me not to beat the hell out of….Well, anyway, I filed that as an additional charge and do you know what happened? I got a call from one of our detectives (females) and do you know what she told me? She told me that as a police officer I should expect to be spit up on. Can you believe that shit? And, since that was this detective’s mentality, she drooped the f’ing charges! I was hot! I wanted to drive up to headquarters and spit in that hoes face and see how she liked it. Anyway, that was when I was very young on the department. Still makes me mad though.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

34 comments:

Desy said...

*takin shoes off, letting down hair, sitting down on couch with oreo and milk fix enjoyin the #1 spot*

Desy said...

ummmm... did Naomi not see the Don King beating??? don't she know what law enforcement is capable of doing to chocolate people....:sigh:

i CAN NOT FATHOM workin my mouth around to accumulate saliva to dispense an another human being...

but then we have shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVdC7XreNJ4) that happens in our world soooo

VertigoVirgo said...

I was spit on once by an older white boy who lived down the street when I was little...my Father took care of it.

Not only is spitting hygenically problematic, it is also the most disrespectful act out side of putting ones hands on someone that a person can do. I also put kicking people up there next to spitting.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Desy, you tickle me. "I can not fathomj working my mouth aroud the accumulate saliva to dispense on another human being..." You better work that degree. Of course I would have said, homosapien. LOL. I meant to tape that episode of Oprah. Sounds like a bunch of mess. I hope they do a c-section, or else that boy better start greasing up his booty hole now. LOL

Desy said...

haha- i ended up watching it and what i found out was that dude was actually a transexual... go fig

my degree is for providing therapy to speech/language impaired individuals

my linguistic skills are being worked by reading and partaking in the experience of this thing we call 'Blog Life'...lol

*twistin my face up a little at the visual of a greased up booty hole with an emerging head* ewwwww

Thanks for that visual gift One Man... smh

Brittany said...

This girl got issues!

JayBee said...

She's was being unreasonable. While I agree that there is a high risk of inappropriate behavior from inmates, that in no way relinquishes them of responsibility in terms of how to conduct themselves like decent human beings. Her logic is analogous to me saying I should expect my kids to be bad. They might do some bad stuff, but you still have a responsibility to kick their azz when they do so that the behavior won't continue. People are in jail because they lack self control. Her dropping the charges only perpetuates this person's lack of respect for order and authority. On the real though, you didn't do anything to the inmate? You can tell us.

JayBee said...

I got so caught up in your story I forgot to comment about Naomi. NAOMI, GET IT TOGETHER. KEEP YOU MA PHUCKIN HANDS/SALIVA TO YOURSELF. Maybe I need to send her to my parents so that she can have an intervention.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

That was me who tore my son's azz for spitting on people.

She is either crazy, on steriods, drugs, or bi-polar.

**I'll take crazy for $200, Alex**

Spitting is very disrespectful. Naomi just hasn't met up with the right one. Someone needs to kick her azz one good time and she'll sit her pretty azz down then.

UBERMOUTH said...

That detective is a a- hole.
I would sop scratch her face up for Naomi if she did anything to me.
I hate stars who push thier weight around. Doesn't anhybody slap these bitches back? I mean come on - what does she weight- 47 lbs?

dejanae said...

want me to go spit in that heifa's face for u?
lol
nah
ill just get Naomi to do it
me and her go way back

One Man’s Opinion said...

VV, what did daddy do? Yeah, spitting is right up there with slapping someone in the face. Those to things will make a person snap.

Desy, I was talking about the pregnant man and found out that it was a transexual last night. I still don't know how they did it, if she'd had her body parts exchanged. I'm guessing that she had not.

Jaybee, this was not an inmate, but a person I had arrested. Oh, I didn't say I didn't do anything to the person, I just said that I show great restrain in the matter. Just wrist locks and stufs.

Southern girl, I elect you to do the ass kicking..And sorry for not remember that you were the son whupping blogger. LOL

Dejanae, thanks for the offer. That was over five years okay. I do wish I had put a face to the skanks name though.

MP said...

I have never been spit but from what I can imagine you showed an amazing amount of self control. In my head I can only imagine putting all my class to the side and losing my f*cking mind. I would never spit on somebody and God help me if somebody does it to me.

UBERMOUTH said...

AM I invisible or something?

Mizrepresent said...

Spitting is my last and first offense...it is more rude then punching me in the stomach, or hurling me down a flight of stairs...really, i would seriously hurt someone for spitting...that ish is just the most disrespectful and nasty.

Pamalicious said...

I just can't get what the hell is the matter with her that she can't control her emotions! Nobody is doing anything to her.

Shazza Nakim said...

OK I will tell you this and I know that this Internet stuff and my statement will be on record when I say this but ... SPIT ON ME AND I WILL BREAK OUT ALL OF YOUR TEETH. Just get the Prison Cell ready cause I will walk in to it without a hint of guilt or apology. Black, White, male, female, young or old, YOU WILL LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON THAT DAY.

Whenever I think about someone spitting on people I can't help think of the image of how the person doing it expresses their opinion of the receiver of the slip being less than Human, less then an Animal. I don't even think people spit on animals, even for fun. To HOCK SPIT goes beyond the limits of conscious existence. Mixing the spit with snot and mucus ... EWWWWW !!

I recall this car with the driver not paying attention almost hitting this White guy crossing the street. The Man (kinda the Wall Street-type) walked over to the driver's side and had words. Then he HOCK SPIT on the driver. In this Man's loss of reality, he forgot that the driver was a BIG ASS MUSCULAR OLD BLACK MAN WITH ISSUES.

Let's just say, LESSON LEARNED THAT DAY about spitting.

One Man’s Opinion said...

uber, you r not invisible?

Shazza, i hope nobody ever spits on you. we got enough of us in jail.

Ms. Lovely said...

that heffa needs to go to jail. and i ain't talkin bout scrubbin toilets. She needs to locked up with some dykes. The Remy Ma type kinda that don't play that she-it. Stank booty heffa!

Ms Smack said...

I completely agree with Ms Lovely!

Mahoganydymond said...

yea that is so nasty.. I would had to beat her down.

James Tubman said...

this is the first time i found out that you were a policeman

i don't know u but living in b-more
black men have a natural disdain for the po po

i won't hat on you becasue i don't know you

i'm just glad you resisted going upside their head when they spit on you lol

Eb the Celeb said...

You couldnt find no other pic of Naomi could you...lol

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