Okay, all you bloggers out there, let's gather together and wish the creator of Iventbyblogging@blogspot.com a wonderful and joyous birthday. That's right ladies, gentlemen, and perverts of all ages, the wonderful Brie turns an astonishing one hundred and forty-years old today. I know, I know...she looks much older, but no she is just one hundred and forty.
Brie lives in Detroit, where they might shoot you, but you probably won't die from it. (she told me that was their City -are you happy MP1, Damn- motto. Seriously, she did.)
Anyway, I would like to take this time out to say Happy Birthday, Brie. You bring joy and happiness to our lives. How you are able to type up a complete blog when your hands are all crippled up with arthritis is beyond me, but somehow you manage to get by.
Yeap, Brie is turning that magical number that not many people get the opportunity to see anymore. I hope that she makes the best of this blessed day and goes out and enjoys herself with all of her friends and family;that would be a grand total of one (she out lived them all).
They said she wouldn't make it. They said she wouldn't be here today. The said she'd never amount to anything. Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Anyway, we love you Brie. And when I say "we", I mean "me", I just get by "w's" and "m's" mixed up sometimes.
I wish I knew how to put all the animation on this blog. You know, so when you pulled it up there would be the confetti shooting up and streamers and crap, but I don't know how to do all that so I settled for a cute, worn, teddy bear that reminded me of you. Just remember, it's the thought that counts.
Happy Birthday, Brie!!!!! I love you!!!!! Ya heard me?
-One Man's Opinion. Peace.
Oh, and in celebration of your birthday....Drum roll, please...................................................................
I PUT LOTION ON MY ANKLES! Say what? You better recognize. You know that's love.