Friday, August 15, 2008

That's a Momma!



I still don’t know exactly what he did but this is how I got involved.

Sometime after three in the morning it started just pouring down rain. I don’t know where it came from, but God opened up a veil and let the rain come down. I had just left Ihop and was headed back to the station when I saw this heavy set woman walking, head down, in the rain. As I driving her way I saw her waving her hand at me, so of course I stopped.

“Can you help me?” she asked.

“I don’t know. What you got?”

“I need to get to my son. An Officer has him at such and such and such and such.”

“Oh. So you need a ride up there?”

“Yes, my car broke down.”

“Okay. Hop in the back seat.”

She hops in the backseat, once I unlock the door, and I make a uturn and take her to such and such and such and such. I see the two squad cars, parked up under the sally port of the gas station and I find myself a spot as the lady gets out and charges her seventeen year old son. I was about to ask the female officer what was going on, when I see mom positioning son, on the back of the squad car, for a beat down. I decide to watch this instead.

Mom takes son’s belt, and tells him to put his hands on the trunk of the car and then proceeds to beat that ass. Now, since he has on jeans and what looks like two pair of boxer shorts he’s not feeling it and I guess he smiled. I didn’t see it, because his back is to me but I hear mom say; “So you think it’s funny. Pull down those pants. Let them sag like you like it. Yeah, you out here embarrassing me. I’m going to embarrass you.”

Hell, I thought she was going to make him bare skinny ass checks so I turned around, until the lashing started again. No, she didn’t make him go ass out, but she tapped that ass, like my momma use to do, and gave him a lecture to boot. It was nice to see. At one point, during the beat down, he turn around on her. I guess it most have started to hurt, even though he wasn’t showing it.

Yeah, he turn around and walked up on her. Okay, here is where I need to give you a idea of how they measured up to one another. Mother was about 5’6’’, one sixty five or so. Son was about 6’, one fifty. When son turned around on mom, mom said. “Oh. What you going to do, huh? What you go wanna do? You wanna go to jail or you want this ass whooping. You seventeen now. You go to big people jail.” (Big people jail is what I call it. She actually used the name of the facility). Anyway, he chose the ass whooping and she tore him up. She even got some of the back and if you know like I know…..It’s not a true ass beating if they don’t accidentally catch the back a few times.

Once she was finished whooping his ass, she gave him back his belt to put on and then she cried.
Now, THAT’S a momma!

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

I got to say, last week one of my fathers of the criminal teens in my area…you know the ones I
do bed checks on? He called me to let me know that it was almost eleven o’clock and his fifteen year old was not at home. I was very happy that I was getting cooperation from these parents.

30 comments:

A.Smith said...

I'ma tell you what... a good ass whoopin will make everything all right. I just recently told a friend of mine she needed a good one to get her back right.

So glad some people still beat..er..correct... their kids!

Turn me up a lil said...

I'm glad my mom whooped my ass....who knows where i'll be if she didn't

Super Dave Van Buren said...

I'm glad the cops just sat and watched. Sometimes a parents justice is all that's needed. Now a days people call that child abuse but damn if he didn't need it.

cathouse teri said...

Super cool when moms are doing the beating instead of the cops!

Joey Bahamas said...

Why could I just picture my mom doing shows like that! She never was one to beat us, but if she did, it would be just like this. All Hail Momma's....


JB

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

Props to mom and the cops for just watching.

She Needs said...

Now thats a true ass whoopin...in public in front of the police

Mizrepresent said...

I would have done the same! Good for her!

Wendy said...

I'm a long time fan. I had to comment on this one because I see so many parents not doing anything, Thank God for Momma,a real momma,a true momma!

Mark D. Aster said...

Just glad you aren't the kind of cop that is so legalistic that you would take the mother in for "child abuse."

However, if she has to WHUP his behind at his age to get a point across, I suggest shipping his sorry black ass off to Parris Island for nine weeks (at 17, he's old enough for mom to sign off on the enlistment papers). Let him give mouth to a D.I. and he'll come back to mom with a new appreciation and some missing teeth ...

Big MaMa said...

Twin...when ur niece and nephew (who's now 20, 17) had somebody in my house 2 years ago-i whooped ur niece's 18y/o behind directly after I whooped his 15y/o behind!

i told mine's DON'T EVA THINK UR TOO GROWN TO GET WHOOPED cuz i'll show u otherwise!

Good for the parents! Add my new blog to ur blogroll (PUHHHLLLLEEEAASSE)
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One Man’s Opinion said...

It was great to see him get his butt whoop. It doesn't happen enough. The only other time I bore witness to something like this was when this hispanic momma came to pick up her fourteen year old daughter, who was almost involved in a gang fight. As soon as momma arrived on scene she bomb rushed daughter and went to smacker her all upside the head, all the way back to their car.

I was like damn! I wish more mom's did this crap.

Cocoa Rican said...

So good to see that healthy ass beatin's are still being handed-out down souf...up heah in the Rotten Apple, momma woulda found herself switchin' places with ole boi and headed to a nice ladies facility behind that 'fixin' of that ass

The Dreamy One said...

awwwwh poor lady, thats a shame that he put his mother through that!!!

i would have been slapping him all upside his head with that belt!!

have a good weekend One Man

Ms. Lovely said...

lol..that's wsup..better her than the cops

MysTery said...

Awww. Get it momma! lol dang.

Nikki Miller-Ka said...

I am so mad you put a pic of a belt up there LOL

I don't believe in whoopins. I turned out fine. I made a pact with myself in 2nd grade that I'd ne'er give my child one. NEVER.

I understand that each child is a unique snowflake and all that, so if I have one kid that really, truly deserves it, then yeah. That lady's boy deserved it. She was right. He embarrased her, she needed to embarrass him.

Darius T. Williams said...

OH yea, this is good. See, this is what we need - more mamas whippin' ass.

Shonda Little said...

Great story. My dad wasn't scared to whip his belt of, probably saved me from me a night in jail 'cause, even now, I'm a little ornery.

Complaint Department Manager said...

There needs to be a little more of THAT goin' on instead of this "time out" crap. Nice to hear about proactive parenting, this is a feel good moment for me.

By the way, happy belated birthday.

Eb the Celeb said...

OK so you know I came over here to get the scoop on ya car getting keyed... but this was better... whew I was dying laughing...

that is some good ish and more mama's like her need to be out here becuz then we wouldnt have so many damn heathens running around

blkbutterfly said...

i will admit that at one time i really wasn't on the ass whoopin' band wagon. then i became a teacher! and it was soon crystal clear to me that some kids need that! hopefully one day he'll thank God for having a mother like her...

Q said...

My mom never had to best my ass because I was an angel...(fingers crossed). On the real though, that's exactly what we need--mothers who care.

JayBee said...

update forthcoming. i would have enjoyed seeing that ass whooping too. matter of fact i prolly would have been egging her on.

Dallas Black said...

Ha...now that is classic. I am glad the cops let her get her momma on without jumping in....

Dallas Black
thirtyhood.blogspot.com

naijalines said...

That is definitely a momma!
More parents don't do it probably cos they're scared of being arrested for assault or being harrassed by child protection services.

You know how it works...

Sha Boogie said...

What's even funnier is that you WATCHED! Isn't that abuse or something? lol

Gotta Let it Out said...

LOL... this is funny. And you're right... it ain't really a good whopping unless some of the back is caught. that shit hurts.

YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

We all need send her a Thank You note for beating the brakes off the boy.

*in the voice of Ahkeem in 'coming to america*

"That was most exhilerating!"

-eve- said...

you're doing a good job with the teens, one man.
Oh, that's one momma! Have never heard of that before :-)