Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Little Known Fact

I rushed home early for this one, folks. That’s right, I have the scoop of all scoops and I think I might have even beat MediaTakeOut to the punch on this bad boy. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, I have breaking story on how the one and only Prince came up with the Song Purple rain. That’s right, bitches, I have the exclusive details behind it all. So, hold on to your hats, because here it goes.

Everyone remembers the song, Purple Rain, right? If you didn’t grow up with it, I’m sure you’ve heard it in one capacity or another. If not, well, here’s a few choice stances from that puppy:

I never meant 2 cause u any sorrowI never meant 2 cause u any painI only wanted 2 one time see u laughingI only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rainPurple rain purple rainPurple rain purple rainPurple rain purple rainI only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain.

Get it? Huh? Do you get it? The purple rain is Prince’s Urine. That’s right, he was peeing on this anonymous chick (we think it might have been Vanity), but don’t quote me on that.

Anyway, back in the day, Prince was on this all Grape diet. So, for about a month all he ate was grapes. That’s how he managed to keep his girlish figure. Well, by some freak of nature, this all grape diet turned the Prince of Pop’s piss purple. Sadly, the man didn’t notice this, because he pees sitting down. Well, that, and the fact that he had that toilet sanitizer, which turns the water blue. So, as you can see, there was no way for him to know that he had this anomaly going on with his body, until this one faithful day. Yep, you guessed it. He was taking a piss on his girl, once again we think it was Vanity, and the spray comes out Purple.

The funny thing is that it wasn’t even Prince that noticed it. Well, not at first. You see, since it was hard for him to pee standing up, he had his eyes closed in concentration. It wasn’t until he heard, Vanity, or whatever the chick’s name, laugh and say; “You pissing purple rain on me, baby.” So, Prince is there, junk in hand, looking at this semi-nude woman, laughing as she lay sprawled in the puddle of purple urine and he comes up with this song. Yep, you guessed it. Purple Rain. The rest is history. Who knew it would be come a big hit in the eighties?

Anyway, you heard it here first.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

So, was that a believable story? Purple Rain was playing on the radio, as I pulled into my driveway, and I concocted this little story. Anyway, I’m thinking of turning this blog into a haven for made up gossip lies, on the rich and famous. What do you think?


RealHustla said...

"I’m thinking of turning this blog
into a haven for made up gossip lies"

Please don't. It's original purpose makes so much more since. Why would you even consider such a thing?

ViolentLove said...

you're a trip, for real.

diggin the writing, my friend.

peace, love and balance.

Rashan Jamal said...

LMAO @ that story! Poor Vanity. LOL

The Jaded NYer said...

you're a mess!!!

I lost it at "girlish figure"


(and no- don't change your blog... there are enough of those sites out there)

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

prince is the truth and u str8 no trip at all lol

She Needs said...

Can I please get the source behind this...

But you are a mess for this, I loved that movie when I was little.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

You are a certified fool.

Gotta Let it Out said...

You are filled with pure madness!!!

♥ ya long time for it too!

clnmike said...

LMAO, I am sorry but I need more evidence, lol.

Sha Boogie said...

i'm mad because I almost believed you!

Dope story anywho..lol

Darius T. Williams said...

Um, keep the blog the way it is. That story sucked - lol. I still love you though!


Depends if the malicious lies and gossip will include me, then I say go for it. :)

Caspar608 said...


I play this song every day!!!

RunningMom said...

Nonsense! But entertaining anyway.

Keep the blog what it is foolio.

By the way - I've been posting, and you are no where to be found ::stink eye::

JACK said...

omg - you really are a straight mess. Had me going there for a minute, although this whole grape diet/purple piss was indeed suspect. Silly ass.

Cocoa Rican said...

Pa...get some rest...you're crackin' up....LOL

Eb the Celeb said...

NO it was believable but it was a good read... I was sitting thinking how the hell does your pee turn purple... like I know your tongue changes color but pee is always yellow... sometimes light yellow... sometimes a darker yellow... but always yellow...lol

Madam Z said...

I absolutely believed your story, right to the end! I was totally pissed off, too. If any man ever tried anything like that with me, he'd be pulling his cock out of his ass!

FREEDOM said...

One Man this was a little R. Kelly lol. U know since the whole motion picture thing came out it kinda blew your insider's scoop FACT out of the water that showed the song "Purple Rain" came from Wendy & Lisa.

Very creative though!

How is your sex book coming along? lol! And how's the house? Do you still need the ladies of Blog Land to help your decorate? And how are your cartoons coming along in general? Do NOT sit on your talents!

I meant to ask, did you draw that picture of the "Lost Soul" boy? It was really GOOD!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Okay, the sex book is on hold, because I went back to drawing other cartoons related to www.blaktrips.blogspot.com

I have not completed any REAL art work in over a year, which is sad. Now, I need to finish my book, the written novel.

Linda said...

Whoahaha.. how DO you come up with this crap? :P

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was printed in the tabloids tomorrow though..

greetings from holland!

Mark D. Aster said...

Unfinished art and novels. We really are twin sons of different mothers!

By the way, you ain't fooling nobody. I know the real untold story and Internet rumor is that you were a teen-aged Jheri-curled Prince impersonator in the 1980s and that you used to do lip syncs at shopping malls and bar mitzvahs!!

I seen'ded it all on VH1's show, "Behind the Badge" wit my own two eyes!!

Sadly, I didn't have much of a career as a Jesse Johnson impersonator ...

fuzzy said...

Would it be bad if I said I never heard this song before?

One Man’s Opinion said...

Marc is a nut.

deonte' k said...

Your too funny with this story man. I still really dont know what purple rain really means. I like the song and how prince sings it but I need the real version of what it means lol.

Promiscuous X said...

OMG I swear I thought this story was true lol. You had my eyes glued to the dam Screen....tooo funny

and fuzzy how the hell you never heard or seen Purple rain lol.

singing Daves Chappelles~I'll pee on ..drip, drip, drip~


I like your regular post better pimpn lol but this was funny

D-Place said...

That was a good one.

YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

Now you know my ass went and tried to Google this mess. Quit playing with my emotions.

Dammit man!

Ms Smack said...

hahahah that's fantastic!

Acoustic Soul said...

WOOOOOOOW!! That was crazy. LMAO @ Prince sitting down to pee!

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