Monday, May 26, 2008

Kermit the Frog reacts to

I am so naïve. We are talking so naïve that when my cousin told me that the word naïve was not in the dictionary I looked it in order to see for myself. As it turns out, it is in the dictionary; they just spelled it incorrectly.

Anyway, the reason for this story is because of the controversial video titled Two Girls, One Cup. I learned about this video a few weeks back, from one of my ex-troops. I don’t remember what made him bring up the topic, especially since I’m a bit of a prude, but when he initially told me about it I could have sworn he had called the video two girls in one cup. For some reason my mind went directly to two girls in a tea cup ride. He went on to give the vaguest description anyone could give of a video. I guess he didn’t want to ruin the story for me.

He wanted me to know that the video was gross. He described it as porn, but not really, and sad that it depicted two girls doing unspoken deeds to one another. I am still thinking, okay, how explicit could it be if they were showing it on YouTube. Anyway, ever once and a while the thought of two girls in a cup would run through my head, but I was always have lap top issues so I was never given the opportunity to run through all of the Google entries, in order to located the video. I found plenty of YouTube footage that showed peoples reaction to watching the video, but never the video itself. This only served to piqué my curiosity.

Well, earlier last week I was able to find the video (Not on YouTube). Let me just say it is the most disturbing video you ever want to see. I couldn’t even stand to watch the whole thing. I wasn’t even aware that people did things like this. And the fact that someone would put it on tape for someone’s sexual enjoyment is beyond me. Hell, the fact that two young girls would agree to do it is beyond me. I hope they got paid well for it.

Anyway, we were talking about it at work, when I confronted my ex-troop about this traumatizing video and another officer described it as something that you have to see before you die. I think I could have done without seeing it before I die, but it is definitely something that I will take with me to my grave. So, I am not recommending that you attempt to locate and view this video. As a matter of fact, if you have not already seen it don’t let this posting entice you into hunting for it. It will scar you for life. For life I tell you! However, on the positive side, if not for looking for said sexually depraved video I would not have stumbled across the above YouTube posting. I think this is the funniest video ever to be posted on YouTube. It actually helps to alleviate some of the pain of watching Two Girls, One Cup.

Enjoy and Have a Happy Memorial Day.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

31 comments:

Big O said...

UMM...yeah....i saw the vid a lil while back..and yeah...painful would be the word i'd use.

The reactions on youtube are really funny though.

i have saw a couple vids worse....but i'll keep those to myself lol

Fanny F said...

My 14 year old son showed me that video and filmed my reaction. I've a very open mind but that is one of the most gross things I've seen. I s'pose I should be worried about my son watching stuff like that, but at least he's out in the open about it.

Curious said...

LOL. You've seen people with bullet holes in the back of their heads and a video of some bodily functions and choices made by adults frightens you? I can't believe that. Say it isn't so, Joe.

Darius T. Williams said...

Whew - next time warn me. WOW

Black Mamba said...

Too bad I was eating breakfast when I read your post, lol.

The video is very disturbing. I saw it awhile ago, and just the thoughts of it bring back how grossed out I was. I'm still at a loss for words on WHY someone would do all that...

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

I'm glad I was told about the video before I had a chance to see it. I will continue to pass on it.

That Girl Tam said...

LMAO...I remember when I first heard the buzz about it. I searched Youtube high and low and of course...didn't find it. But what I DID find were videos of people WATCHING 2G1C. The reactions alone made me wanna find the clip even more because I couldn't stop laughing at the people...that shit was hilarious!

Someone posted the link to the actual site...so I'm sitting there...I'm thinkin, this ain't shit...girls making out...until I saw that one chic spread her ass cheeks. IT WAS ALL OVER!

Now...although I'm a girlie girl...I have to say, I continued to laugh (in disgust) and quickly turned it off. I then posted the link on my blog (with a mild warning) but I insisted that everyone WATCH IT (because you have to admit...that shit is gross/funny in a sick kinda way).

Maaaaaaaaaaan...everyone was mad at me...lol...for the life of me I don't know why! HAHHAHAHA.

VertigoVirgo said...

I'm not even gonna apologize for being a prude...you could probably find my picture under the word in then dicitionary, ultra violet hair and all. Plus, I'm not for all that crazy-depraved stuff. I'm sorry, but I say man and woman, do your thing in private...or maybe in a car in the back of a Wal-Mart or the park one night(hey, sometimes the mood strikes)...but that's about it. Other than that...no comment.

Homer is My Co-pilot said...

lmao @ that kermit video. That was great.

And thanks I was eating some gummy bears reading this blog and was reminded of that damn video. I saw it a while back and I had just blocked it out of my mind. lol

Brittany said...

I didn't watch the whole thing. I watched like a few seconds.

cathouse teri said...

Well naive is in my dictionary. And you're using the word pique too! You are so mister sophisticatd today! (I can't make those accent marks so ... whatevah!)

I heard about that video some time ago. I have heard nothing but the same response that you had. And to me, if someone tells me something is so gross and disgusting that they could hardly stand it(and that someone is a man!) then I'm pretty sure I don't want to see it. Nor even hear about it.

It's like having someone hold something up to you and say, "Smell this! It's so gross!"

Why the fuck would I want to smell that! Just say NO, dude!

Desy said...

omgosh... not kermit...lol

i've only seen the reactions on youtube... i'm good on seeing it... i have NO desire whatsoever...

Gotta Let it Out said...

Gosh... curioussity is really messing with me currently, cause I'm dying to know what the hell ya'll are talking about. I'm squimish... so I know I'd better stay clear.

JayBee said...

dang. i didn't know a thing about this until reading this post. see what happens when you take a lil break.

DreamCop08 said...

okay i want to see the video, how are you gonna talk about it and then tell us not to see it,lol

im going search for it, ill be back later

DreamCop08 said...

okay I found that shytl. OMG what in the fudge. who does that kind of shyt like for real. that is some disgusting shyt and these two females need to see a physciatrist like for real.

damn I am happy i wasnt eating

One Man’s Opinion said...

Yall are sooo hard headed.

Curious, that is not a normal bodily function. That is just nasty.

Fanny, I will say that it is good that you 14 year old feels comfortable to come and show you such things. I wouldn't even show that crap to my mine, even now.

Mark D. Aster said...

Thank you, One Man. Just when I'd forgotten what the word "coprophagy" meant, you up and smack me in the face with the forgotten pages of the Oxford Dictionary of the English language!! (LOL)

dejanae said...

haha
i saw that shit

Linda said...
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Ms Smack said...

oh great. How can I NOT go searching for it now?

Be back in a jiffy.

Linda said...

*lol* Just think it's chocolate.. 'cuz it probably is.... or at least that's what I keep telling myself, so I won't be traumatized for the rest of my life....

You know.. 'no person would do that.. it's just made so people THINK they're doing that, while really they're just eating chocolate'

greetings from holland!

Ms Smack said...

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One Man’s Opinion said...

I'm cracking up at Ms. Smack.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Mark is always using big words, damn him. Yeah, I had to look it up. I don't care!

The Lioness said...

I've heard of the video and based on what I've heard, I've never had the desire to hunt it down and see, I'll pass thanks. However, I did enjoy the video of 2 Guys and a cup located over at funnyordie.com with John Mayer and Sherrod Small. Based on that funny video and what they are doing, I sure don't want to see the other.

MP said...

Thank you for this post. i have heard about it and now thanks to you i will not be watching this at all. i don't need anything else to scar me for life.

Stew said...

i got tricked into watching it too. it is extremely disturbing, but i could not look away. i was like "what are they going to do next.....EWWWWWWWWWW" i would suggest everyone see it, cuz it is a little funny.

Ms Smack said...

You know, I think of that horrible video when I gotta go, now.

Yup, gross.

It's burned into my retina.

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

Twin...I saw the vid and all i can say is ..what in the...?

however I saw a couple of reactions that had me crackin up...Kermit was good...but Scott B and Huck's reaction are hilarious!
Here's Huck's reaction (almost 8 MILLION VIEWS!):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

and B. Scott's reaction (almost 1.5 million views:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k29vETmndig

pure comedy!

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