Monday, August 31, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEOS

Okay, it is the last day of August and though I know this is officially the time in August where the Virgos take over, I still needed to take some time to say Happy Birthday to my fellow Leos. After all, let's face it, the majority of August belongs to us.

I hope you all had a wonderful and blessed birthday. Mines was awesome. I actually got a Wii for my birthday. Can you believe that. A Wii. It was from my good friend. You know, the one who gave me a two hundred dollar gift certification, to an art supply store, for Christmas last year. I love the Wii, but the gift in itself drives me crazy. I can't afford to give such gifts. WTF. LOL. I know that makes me seem ungrateful, but I promise you that I am not.

Anyway, another year older and none the wiser. I have, however, decided on a whole new life style change. I have started working out. Slowly at first, just twenty or so minutes a day, until it becomes routine. I have also made an effort to start eating better. No fast food in two weeks! Do you know how hard that is, working deep nights, when pratically everything edible and open is a fast food place. Plus, they give it too you for FREE. Still, I have been good. Except when people bring sweets. I just can't turn those bad boys down. But I am trying. I have giving it thirty days, to see it their is any change in my weight or my body; because sometime I swear I look into the mirror and see a black Homer Simpson (and that ain't cute).

I am also taking an illustration class at one of the Community Colleges. Tomorrow will be day three of the class. So, I took off tonight to clean my house, because I am sick of living like a Oscar Madison. There is no excuse for it. It has been five hours of cleaning and I have not made a dent. Can you believe that crap? I only took a break to write this blog, if anyone is even still keep up with my triffling ass. LOL.

Oh, and guess what else I got for my birthday. I was so happy. I know most people don't like them, but I love the idea of having a bunch. That's right. A grey hair. I found a grey hair last week. I could not believe it. Finally. Sadly, it was in my pubic area, which, once again, ain't cute. I swear that little bastard must have popped up over night, because it was not their the day before. So, there it sits, all alone, like the one white guy at the million man march. What up with that.

Anyway, love you all. Thanks for the support. Still awaiting word on my situation. I'v already been to the Grand Jury to testify against the guy. They True Billed him, which is a good thing, but the kid is only twenty-two years old. I don't want his whole life ruined just because of a stupid choice he made. We all make those, right?

-One Man's Opinion. Peace.

14 comments:

Marcus said...

Perhaps the gray pubic hair is from lack of use? (LOL)

One Man’s Opinion said...

That's probably true, Marcus. Sadly. LOL

Curious said...

LOL at "...another year older and none the wiser." You must not realize that Leos take up much of the month of August because the cream of the crop of August born people are born at the end of the month, otherwise known as the Virgos.

Cocoa Rican said...

Have a great year bruh. Happy shared Leo birthday. We're blessed. Hope to read your posts for the next 50.

UBERMOUTH said...

Hi Sarge.

Wondered if you' ve given up blogging. But glad to hear that it's because you've been too busy.

Happy belated Birthday.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

Yay for us Leos!

LOl @ your gray pubic hair. We didn't need to know that.

Hadassah said...

uhm Yay for Virgos lol!

Hadassah said...

uhm Yay for Virgos lol!

D-Place said...

Happy Belated bday and thank you from another leo.

My bedroom has been a complete disaster as well. I hope to start cleaning it tomorrow but it's been too hot here!

Freedom said...

Happy Belated Birthday One Man. Congrats on all of your life changing events from classes to diet and exercise to cleaning. You are doing it all right by taking small steps towards that lifestyle change. God bless you on your journey.

And about the gifts hey if it is one good friend that is going that extra mile than put back a little extra change a month to go that extra mile for that one friend. Hey don't take guilt trips just prepare yourself to give back to this one person as they have gave unto you.

And yes, now it is time for the Mighty Virgos to take OVER LOL! Thanks for passing the touch on to us we will take over from here (smiles)....

RunningMom said...

Heeeey - sorry I missed your birthday & lol @ your one lone gray pub.

I want the Wii fairy to visit me too!

Mark Aster said...

Gave up the ghost on the other blog, eh?

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Madam Z said...

Golly Moses, One Man! Where the heck are you? I miss you!