Have you ever accidentally caught someone doing something that they you wish you would not have seen? Something that traumatized you so that you know it will be a minute before you can ever look at that person again the same way. You know, like walking in on your parents having sex. I remember when I was little and walked in on my mom and step-father having sex. Thank God I was to naive to actually know what was going on until my step-father threw the shit in my face (I've told this story). Other than that, I don't think I have ever really walked in on anyone doing anything unusual or that was meant to be done behind close door. Oh, wait a minute. When I was in the first grade and we lived in a one bath room house, i walked in on my oldest sister trying to pee standing up. LOL. True story. Now, I do remember when I was in high school and having someone catching me masturbating. How embarrassing is that? It was my own fault, because who the hell masturbates in the back of a newspaper truck, while delivering papers? In my own defense, I was young and had just discovered the joys of masturbation. Too much information, I know. LOL. Anyway, thank goodness soon after the guy stopped going to our church. LOL. This is a horrible story....moving right along.
Anyway, the other day at work I saw my co-worker doing something that I wish I hadn't. The one thing I know for sure she was doing and the other I am not one hundred on. Which is why I posted the above picture, to show that looks can be deceiving).
Okay, so on my Friday, it was just me and Sgt. Raven working. Sgt. Raven is this cocky little white girl, who just promoted to sergeant about six months ago. I like Sgt. Raven, although she is a bit of a snake, so I keep her at arms link. When she was promoted they sent her directly to Communications (dispatch), which is where Sgt. Lupe and myself were sent when our deal made the papers (Still not ready to share the story until it is all over).
In the dispatch room they have set up two work stations for the supervisors. Each work station consist of six terminals. Three to monitors calls, officers and stuff. Once to listen to the radio, if we have too and one to get on-line, check mail and stuff. Now, the last terminal I spoke about is set up in such away that they are on the right of the main terminals. Which means, if I am setting at the first work station my back partially too Sgt. Raven, if I am playing on the computer. Where as, she is pointed more towards me, if she is playing on her terminal. Got it? Sort of?
Okay, so its a slow night and I have spent the majority of the night watching old Degrassi Junior High shows, on YouTube (keep your comments to yourself). About six hours into our shift I turn my head say something to Sgt. Raven and what do I see. The woman has her right hand down her pants! DOWN HER PANTS! (Past the wrist). Do you realize how hard it is to get your hand down the front of you pants, while wearing a gun belt and an under belt? (The under belt is use to aid in holding up the gun belt.) What the Hell? I am addressing her, as I turn my head, so she tries to snatch (no pun intended) her hand out, before I can catch her. Too, late.
So, gentleman that I am, I play like I didn't just bare witness to this shit and say whatever it was I had to say to her in the first place. Then I turn my head back towards my show. As I am turning my attention back to Degrassi I see, out of the corner of my eye, the chick take a swiff of her fingers. SAY WHAT?
Okay, so I am not for sure that she was smelling her fingers but let me just say this. She played the same hand that she had in her pants, under her nose, and didn't even have the decency to play like she had an itch or a booger or something.
WOW! Who does that? Seriously, can someone please explain that mess to me. I couldn't have been an itch, because she could have scratched without going inside the waistband and if it was that serious, she could have just went to the ladies room. I pray her ass was not playing with herself, because that's just wrong. We are out in the open, people. We are not talking about individual offices her.
So, anyway, I am in shock. I have been traumatized. Am I over reacting. Is this normal female behavior that I have just never noticed before?
-One Man's Opinion. Peace.
118 comments:
I'm traumatized for you!!! I'll admit to some nasty ish, like diggin up my nose and checking out my treasure, but in private...lol
She is so not normal!
There is NO reason for her to have her hands down her pants in an open area like that. That's just... oh no... that's unacceptable.
I had to think for a minute...have I ever done some crazy stuff like that?
Hell No!...lol
Seriously?!!
I can't even imagine what my reaction would have been...not yours though.
I would have probably asked her what she was doing with her hand down her pants. I mean, she needs to know I saw her so that she makes sure she washes her hands before touching anything of mine.
Well, maybe she wasn't doing what we all think she was doing...maybe.
Unprofessional and down right disgusting. Where's her sense of self respect, tact even? What if she has to shake someone's hand or for the love of god touch a common area?!?!
In the school system I work around a lot of women. I can say unequivocally that I have never noted this behavior in any of my colleagues. For that reason I am going to say it's just her and it's completely unacceptable.
Ick.
Blah.
Ugh.
Trifling.
Stank.
Abnormal.
Indecent.
Obscene.
Nuff said.
It takes you, the biggest bastard I know to ruin someone’s afternoon with the escapades of your yaya smelling colleagues. She nasty. And should be thoroughly ashamed of herself. Ya’ll ain’t got no bathroom where she could have sniffed herself up in private? Surely you must. And being that you do, the bitch is just nasty cuz there ain’t no way my yaya and I would have anything to do or talk about in front of my colleagues, or near my colleagues…. or with the thought of my colleagues. Not only is there something wrong with her, but there is something thoroughly wrong with her yaya that caused it to lash out at her, which in turn made her sniff it to pieces. What you witnessed my love was her annihilate her yaya for being a badass.
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I used to have a 7th grade teacher[woman] who wilst she was standing infron tof the class talking, she always[absentmindedly] had her hands down the back of her pants, digging for God knows what,but would then examine her fingers, before plunging her hand back down her pants. RIGHT INFRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS OF KIDS-AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT IN ARTICULATING HER LESSON.
This went on for the whole class, every class....she is probably still doing it!
GREAT POST,SARGE.
You people, yes I said you people, have too much time on your hands... Or maybe "time" isn't really the right issue here.
Now if I were a producer of certain movies, I would have had you go over and lick that juice right off her fingers. We would have made millions just off of that 1 scene alone...Am I saying too much here?
It was probably an impulsive thing, you know. Meant to be done quickly. Poor thing, i hope she wasn't too embarrassed. Lots of people do unacceptable things in public if they think no one is looking. Like, ppl talk to themselves and gesture. This is jus another, more disagreeable form of it :P
Crazy as it sounds, I think she would have benefited from the whole, "What the heck are you doing?!" line of questioning. It would have shocked her into doing that again. That said, keyboards need to be sanitized and hygiene and appropriate usage of shared equipment needs to be discussed. Sort-of like food workers washing hands after bathroom breaks.
Now lets be real, men do that to. I mean maybe not the whole smelling part, however maybe some men do, but I know quite a few thugs on street corners, who have their hands nesseled in their boxers, I have wondered a few times, what they were doing too.
Now I am not about judging people this year, that's my motto this year, no judging...so even though I think this behavior was a bit un called for, there possibly could be a logical explanation for it all.
Now I'm not one to say I know all about women issues and whatnot, and lord knowsI don't want to hear about them, I just didn't grow up in that type of house hold...anyway, now could it be, she was checking to see if she has a Yeast Infection?
I mean that could be the whole smelling part, to the situation, right? And isn't police uniform pants tight too, isn't that sometimes a cause for Yeast Infections?
I think you handled it well, ignoring is the best thing...don't you wish the person ignored you masterbating in the newpaper truck.
By the way I have to hear that story in detail, Oh God I want to hear it!
LOL @ these comments.
That is so unacceptable.
what is the problem, i do that shit all the time.
i also like to check my butt hole for any dingle berries while in line at the supermarket...and why wouldnt i smell my finger when i am done?
Pardon my french, but she is just fucking gross.
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Okay, am I the only one who noticed you watch old Degrassi High reruns on the 'Net?
You are a nerd:-)
She had her hand in here pants cuz she was trying to get to that deep meat. You can't get to that outside of your pants. But ahhh yeah she shoulda went into the bathroom and smelled herself in private..LOL
wow I would've been traumatized. we all know what she was doing
Wanga-dang she's spreading the poontang!
I just threw up in someone else's mouth.
Just no! I wouldn't have acted like I didn't see. I would have asked her what the hell she was doing. Playing with herself with someone else in the room! You must really be zombie like when watching those Degrassi shows for her to think that she could get away with something like that. You didn't hear her making no kitten noises or nothin?
I remember you told me once that if it had been the opposite sex who was doing that you would have reported it by now. Guess it doesn't work the same in this case.
C'mon, It doesnt even matter the reason for doing it...just doing it is nasty...she didnt even wash her hands or anything... ugh!
omg... I am over here chucklin' my azz off! not only was she diggin'/ playin' in her cooter bug, but girlfriend actually smelt her fingers. you should have low key turned your head at that point and just hollered out... "WTF?! Did you just smell your fingers? I mean... I was willing to give you a pass on the hand in pants thing... UNTIL, I saw you smell your fingers. That's not normal!" Thanks for the laugh...
i would have asked "is there some room in those jeans for me" lol
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so I'm walking down christopher st with a supposed date and we're talkin and all of a sudden I look over and guess who's finger is all the way up their nose? what about I was in elizabeth walkin down a small dark side street and there is a guy peeing. I expect him to be ugly and dirty, he looks up at me and i recognize him as cute! very cute! he smiles. i keep walking... i smailed at a man on the street that was peeing on the side of a building! lol
Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.
Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately, which they passed on to their children. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to the people's collective disfavor.
Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
I knew there was a reason why Imissed reading your blogs. LOL That is some nasty shit. LOL what kind of station you working in? Vice? LOL O Gooodness! Don't make me laugh out loud in the library. LOL
this pic scared the HELL OUT OF ME, twin!! I miss you-how are you?? still a rebel i see!lol
Hmmmmm...I'm surprised no one has interpreted Sgt Raven's actions in the way I did. I think the lady is attracted to you and was looking at you while she pleasured herself. Sniffing her fingers was a subtle invitation for you to join the party. Go read Phillip Roth's novel, "Portnoy's Complaint." There's a scene in there that your story reminds me of.
茜茜知道他有了外遇！
他變得春風滿面，嘴裡總是哼著歌曲
他開始變得有耐心聽她說話、會買禮物給她、甚至帶她出遊
茜茜知道這是因為他對外遇有愧疚
她沒有揭穿丈夫的外遇，甚至享受這樣的生活
茜茜偷偷的跟姐妹滔說：感謝老公的外遇帶來更美好的夫妻生活！
外遇---偷來的時間、偷來的伴侶、偷來的愛情
或許新鮮刺激，或許瘋狂美好，但這一切，終究是偷來的…
外遇傷害了一個幸福的家庭
或許你會說：問題其實早已存在，外遇並不是傷害的唯一因素
但是內心深處其實你知道，這只是外遇的藉口！
建築在傷害別人之下所得到的愛情，終究難以幸福…
外遇---偷來的時間、偷來的伴侶、偷來的愛情
或許新鮮刺激，或許瘋狂美好，但這一切，終究是偷來的…
外遇傷害了一個幸福的家庭
或許你會說：問題其實早已存在，外遇並不是傷害的唯一因素
但是內心深處其實你知道，這只是外遇的藉口！
建築在傷害別人之下所得到的愛情，終究難以幸福…
顫抖著手，我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
早知道他的出軌，癡心的守候最後他終究還是想要離婚
朋友勸我抓姦，但是我擔心他一氣之下會決裂的提出離婚要求
我愛他，願意作出一切只為挽回
所以我等、我默不吭聲、我在他面前強顏歡笑
多少夜裡，他用敷衍的藉口不歸
而我假裝相信，卻淚濕了枕頭...
顫抖著手，我拿不穩那份薄薄的離婚協議書
啞著聲音，我告訴他我絕對不會離婚去成全他們
只是，我不知道不離婚，懲罰的是他們，還是我自己...
人家都說男人到大陸都會外遇包二奶
老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心，只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
漸漸的，老婆的電話愈來愈少…
她說，她是怕自己太依賴
漸漸的，他知道其實是她有了外遇
於是，面對自己外遇的行為，他忽然覺得好過了些
結婚、離婚、結婚又離婚...
陳經理喜孜孜的帶著他的新婚妻子參加公司聚餐
陳經理一直是身邊親友茶餘飯後的話題
這是他的第四任妻子
背叛似乎是總慣性
也似乎之於陳經理而言，離婚也能成為一種慣性
他總是因為外遇而離婚
一次又一次
當女人渴望名分，他就要求另外一個女人成全
他流連花叢，女人不因他的離婚紀錄而卻步
似乎卻總是認為自己能夠成為那個「特別的人」
結婚、離婚對他而言不具意義，只是一種手段
反正他總是能找到另一個傻女人
人家都說男人到大陸都會外遇包二奶
老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心，只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
漸漸的，老婆的電話愈來愈少…
她說，她是怕自己太依賴
漸漸的，他知道其實是她有了外遇
於是，面對自己外遇的行為，他忽然覺得好過了些…
表姐交了一個人人欣羨的男友，
聽說家裡面很有錢，每個人都很為她祝福。
沒想到結婚之後才發現一切都是男方的謊言，
表姐想要離婚，對方卻死不放手！
看到了這情形，讓我想到了婚前徵信的重要性；
雖然很多人認為婚前徵信是一種懷疑的表現，
但是如果不做婚前徵信，又怎能知道對方刻意隱瞞的事實？
現在我有了論及婚嫁的對象，爸媽也很贊成婚前徵信，
婚前徵信的結果對方果真的家世清白孝順的新好男人；
帶著滿滿著祝福與喜悅，我總算能安心的當準新娘！
明知道他有婚姻，筱蝶還是陷進去了
他告訴筱蝶，不是不願意離婚
只是孩子還小，他不忍心孩子這麼小就面臨父母離婚的難題
他告訴筱蝶，他有多麼愛她
他多想馬上離婚光明正大和她在一起
他告訴筱蝶，她值得更好的人，但是他捨不得放手
只要給他兩年時間，他就會馬上離婚
多麼動聽的話，為了他的承諾，筱蝶甘心傻等
一心等對方離婚、一心想要成為他的太太
然而當兩年的時間過去了
男人還是沒有離婚
他淡淡的對筱蝶說：我配不上妳，所以我要放妳自由！
你想要離婚，卻不顧多年夫妻的情份。
我知道，是因為你有了外遇。
你寧願把錢滿足她所有慾望，卻不願意多給贍養費！
難道真的要抓姦你才會付出你所應該付出的？
其實我真的不願意去抓姦的，我不願意看到她占據屬於我的位置，
然而如果不抓姦，我就無法拿到我應得的權益！
或許是想要報復吧，或許真的心灰了，
或許我想要看看被抓姦的你們驚慌失措的面孔，
我鼓起了勇氣，打了徵信社的電話：我要抓姦！
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