Evolution of Dance (Not for DanceJam.com)

I don’t know if you good people have heard the news but Stanley Kirk Burrell has joined forces with a new video-sharing website, by the name of DanceJam.com. This website is intended to rival the already popular, YouTube, and is geared towards budding dancers; giving them the opportunity to showcase their “happy feet” by uploading footage of their skills onto the net.

It seems that Mr. Burrell; along with his partners Geoffrey Arone and Anthony Young have been traveling throughout the United States in order to film footage for DanceJam’s release sometime in the middle of this month.
I went to the link: http://www.dancejam.com So far it looks pretty damn lame, but I guess it is still in development so I’ll attempt to reframe from judgment.
I wish Mr. Burrell all the best in this business venture. He’s gonna need it since I don’t think he knows how to manage his damn money. After all the dumb bastard did manage to go bankrupt, back in the 90’s, after making millions of fucking dollars. How the fuck do you go bankrupt when you are worth millions? I thought if you had millions of dollars you put that shit in the bank in live off the interest, or some shit like that. I guess it ain’t that easy, huh.
Oh well, let my ass make a million dollars. I’m gonna blow that shit on popcorn, gummy bears and condoms. Ya heard?
Oh, encase you are wondering just who the fuck Stanley Kirk Burrell is…He is the one and only M.C. Hammer. (It is amazing to me how these mother scooters can fall from grace and still maintain their prestige. Where the fuck is Coolio?!?)

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

*And on the random tip*
Did anybody else see I am Legion. Talk about you black man’s nightmare. The last nigger on earth and being chased by a bunch of crazy white folks, hell bent on eating your flesh. Ain’t that some shit?

And Baby Makes Three

Did you all hear about this? Eddie Murphy started the New Year off by marrying Tracey Edmonds, ex-wife of singer Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, during a private ceremony on an island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.
Mr. Murphy, who is now 46 years of age, divorced the mother of his five children, Nicole Mitchell Murphy, back in 2005. Mr. Murphy also had a bastard baby girl with Scary Girl Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice.
I suspect that the slip of the sperm, between Scary Spice and he only occurred after those scandalous rumors about this secret, torrid love affair with New Edition’s Johnny Gill. After all, what better way to squash a rumor and prove your unbridle heterosexuality than by impregnating some willing chick? (Yeah, I said it!)
Anyway, rumors be damned, because according to People magazine, Johnny Gill was the best man at the wedding (I ain’t mad at you, Eddie. Keep yo Nigga close). I wonder if Mr. Gill will continue to live with the couple once they get back to the States…

So, question: How long will this marriage last before the new Mrs. Murphy finds herself in the same bitter boat as Terry McMillian, when she catches her new hubby getting his “groove back” on the back of the best man? Or visa-versa….That ain’t Donkey from Shrek he be riding. LOL.
Hey, don’t be mad at me. I didn’t start the rumor, but I’ll be damn if I ain’t gonna spread it like mustard on white bread.

-One Man’s Opinion. (A New Year, a new me, but the same ole drama.) Peace.

Granny Was a Racist

Howdy, everyone. This is my first post of the New Year (other than my New Year’s wish, of course).
If you are a television addict, like myself, then you know that The Beverly Hillbillies are coming to TV Land. Well, in actuality they have already come to TV Land. Starting with the marathon they ran today.
I must say how much I loved the Beverly Hillbillies growing up. I use to live for the reruns. Granny and Ellie May were my favorites. I have this thing for strong women and those two women were strong both physically and mentally. I especially loved Granny. She would wrestle grown men, fight gorillas and everything else. She made me feel like my Grandmother could do anything (and I was a grandmother’s boy).
I also must say that to this very day, I still find the Beverly Hillbillies to be quite amusing. The writing still cracks me up. The characters were well written and cute as hell, although it is unbelievable that in all the time they stayed in Beverly Hills they never managed to assimilate into society.
Anyway, the reason that I brought this up is because while I was looking at the Beverly Hillbillies, I realized something. Something that you don’t realize as a child, but becomes painstakingly clear when you mature and become more tainted.
GRANNY….That bitch was a racist! That’s right, we all know it. That damn Confederate flag. The thought of the South rising again. Oh, sure, the episode where that tried the lynch the black guy was all funny when I was a kid, but now I see that shit as the offensive piece of propaganda that it is. No wonder I named this site the name it is. I have been brainwashed by years of watching the Beverly Hillbillies.
Who remembers that episode where Mr. Drysdale calls that black guy in his bank a nigger? Anybody? These where horrible things for a young, impressionable young man of color (that color being brown), to bare witness to. I feel hoodwinked…bamboozled. Like Plymouth Rock just landed on my ass. And yet, I still have my DVR set to record every last episode. Not for the entertainment of it, of course, but to document all of the levels of racism.

-One Man’s Opinion. Peace.

Auld Lang Syne

auld lang syne means times gone by. When I was younger I didn't really care for this song, although I knew all the words to it, for some strange reason. I think the song is Scottish, but don't quote me on that.
It's a beautiful song. I had found one with Aretha singing it, but it was not Blobbable so I setteled on this one.
I worked for the New Year and it is sad how many started their New Year, robbing, assaulting and killing their fellow man. It makes me sad. I feel blessed to still be here with all my family in realitively good health. I also feel blessed to have been introduced to blogging and been able to come in contact with such wonderful and intelligent people, must of who look like me. Love, peace and happiness to you all. God Bless and stay happy in the New Year. Keep me in your prayers and I will keep you in mine.
-One Man's Opinion. Except it is more than an opinion. It is a hope and a prayer to you all. Peace.